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Alpha's Venom

Alpha's Venom

I picked up the bottle of soda. "You seem like you want to burn a hole through her ass," he quipped. I had taken a sip when I spat the liquid as a high pitched laughter escaped my lips. I quickly picked up the napkins and dabbed my lips. I looked up and saw Quinn shake his head with an amused smile. "You're really something," he said. "You're one to talk," I retorted.
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Loner for Luna

Loner for Luna

“Unless... you grab life by the throat and twist it into something so unexpected even Life does a double take.” They both blink at me while I chuckle. Yeah. I’m messed up. But at least I’m interesting.
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Seducing My Werewolf Hockey Captain

Seducing My Werewolf Hockey Captain

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.
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ATTRACTA

ATTRACTA

He smiled proudly. " You're right on that but not my diagnosis." I smiled. "See, there's that beautiful smile we all know and love." He pinched my cheeks. " Why don't you go for a stroll? It's a cool evening." He suggested. " No joor, I'm tired, I'm going to lay down." I yawned. " Alright champ, just do you." He quoted. " Better stop reading quotes online." I teased. " JB Soyinka, in the making." He bragged and we shared a laugh.
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Circle of the Stars

Circle of the Stars

"Then I suggest you keep your mouth shut, you fucker. You touch any one of them and I'll blaze you straight to whatever you consider hell." Tove leaned forward. "It's a movie quote, Hols. He was being funny." She shook her hands, let the bright light dissolve. "Right. I knew that." "You live on Earth, and you didn't know that was a movie quote? Did you grow up under a rock?" the twin with light brown eyes said. Cheeks turned to him. "No. I grew up in a nudist cult. Where did you grow up that you know the movie quote?" She jutted her chin up.
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Satisfying Her Darkest Fantasies

Satisfying Her Darkest Fantasies

She chuckled and then broke into delighted laughter. He grinned. “You get that I’m joking?” “Well, of course you’re joking. Vomity ones.” She laughed again. “Too funny.” “Most people don’t get my jokes. Say they’re inappropriate.” He finger-quoted inappropriate. “Are they idiots?” “Arguably.” She laughed again. “A woman who gets my jokes…” His pleased little grin turned into a broad smile. “Can I buy you a coffee sometime? Or a jet?” “A jet?” She laughed until her stomach ached and she had to bend over with her hands on both knees to catch her breath. “You’re killing me.”
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R Hoover
As I look at my year in review, this author and book collection has been monumental in reigniting my hunger for reading. I can't track most of the books from this app easily for my year end count but in my heart this book means the most. I wish I could buy a printed version of each of these. .........
twizzzlin
Love this well written book! Thoughts & emotions are conveyed beautifully! The author makes you feel like you know the characters intimately w/o being excessive or mundane. Hot & steamy w/o crude vulgarity! I wish we could give gems at the end of chapter but that’s the app, not the author’s fault.
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Tenderness is a Dangerous Thing

Tenderness is a Dangerous Thing

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”
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The Neighbor

The Neighbor

"Well, that was an interesting morning." -------------------------------------------------------------- A/N Hey guysss Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now! Some people cause happiness wherever they go... Others cause happiness whenever they go. Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))
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So You Think Your Sister's a Vampire?

So You Think Your Sister's a Vampire?

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”
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Laughter is one of life's greatest gifts, and sharing funny quotes with friends is like passing around little doses of joy. One of my all-time favorites is from 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy': 'The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.' It's absurdly brilliant and always gets a chuckle. Another gem is from Terry Pratchett: 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.' His wit is unmatched.

Then there's the classic from 'Friends': 'We were on a break!' It’s hilarious how such a simple line became iconic. For something more relatable, I love Mark Twain’s 'I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' Dark humor at its finest. Sharing these with friends always sparks fun conversations and reminds us not to take life too seriously.

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