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MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance
“I don’t know. What’s boring?”
“Boring. Boring is boring. Who wants a boring life?” “Me?”
“Bullshit,” she says. “Only assholes want boring lives.”
I laugh and cry until I reach the pizza. Then I just inhale cheese and pepperoni like it’s going out of style, all the while surrounded by the love of my ridiculously not-boring family.
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“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?”
It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.”
I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face.
“Shut up.”
“It’s a cool quote, though.”
“Fuck off.”
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Perer Ford: Diary of a Stranger
"I guess it is fun since you say it is."
"So what kind of fun things do you like to do?"
I did not answer. Dad was smiling. Stacy touched my shoulders and I found myself placing my head at an acute angle, so that she could understand by merely looking at me that I was not interested in prolonging the conversation.
"He doesn't do fun things," Dad answered for me. "He lives a boring life like his old father."
Dad looked at me. I turned away.
"It is all good, Perer," Stacy said. "We all are boring most of the time including a stand-up comedian."
"True," Rita added. "We all are boring."
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Mr.Billoniare's Daughter
She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body.
"You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night.
"It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.
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Maid for the Quadruplets
“Oh, I see. You all have different hobbies even though you’re all born close to each other. What about you? What are you into?”
“I like numbers. Out of the four of us, I’m the most boring.”
“That’s not true! I’ve never been bored around you. But I hate numbers, I’m not a fan of math,” I said, and he laughed before suddenly lifting me up. I squealed and clung to him like a koala. “That just means you’re really smart, and I love that. You’re not boring.”
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Freakn' Shifters
"Are you seriously quoting Monty Python to me, you geek?"
His soft chuckle eased some of her tension. "Come on, you gotta admit, it works in this occasion. Or would you have preferred something more modern classic like 'Excellent.'" He doped up his voice, and Naomi bit her lips so as to not give in to hysterical laughter as he mimicked the idiot from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
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TEMPTING THE LONER
I won't let that happen again if I do intend to get a job and actually get one.
I sigh, dropping my phone on my thigh. I'm bored. I've done literally everything to keep me unbored but I've literally bored myself out of each and every one of them. N*****x? Done that. Prime? Same. Tiktok? Ditto. YouTube? How do I say 'same thing' in french? Because I can't stress this enough. I am bored out of my wits. I lean my head backwards against the sofa and groan.
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Tenderness is a Dangerous Thing
“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”
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Falling For His Dirty Trap
Before I can come up with some carefully crafted quote I heard somewhere, Ben speaks.
“Well, I don’t have any advice for anyone, but there was something no one told me before I got married and I’m taking it upon myself to do you the favor.” Everyone turns to Ben as if they are so interested in what he has to say, but somewhere deep down, I know he is going to make some silly comment.
“What is it?” Jackie asks painfully, like the wait is killing her.
“That your wife’s cunt is going to become your favorite thing in the world,” Ben says, and my cheeks flush bright pink while the audience bursts into laughter.
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I Don't Want To Live With A Billionaire
It’s almost dinner time but I spend it jogging around the poolside. I don’t want to eat and I need to find a new activity for the sake of my sanity in this compound.
“My gosh, I thought that meeting would never end. What’s wrong with your boss?” I asked in a low voice.
Bobby can’t stop laughing at my disappointment over that long meeting with Quim.
“You’re so cute,” he said. I thought he flirted when he said that.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Boredom's greatest gift might be its ability to make us notice the absurdity in the everyday. I’ve always loved the line from 'The Importance of Being Earnest' where Algernon says, 'I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may be able to go down into the country whenever I choose.' The sheer, elaborate fiction he constructs just to avoid social tedium is hilarious. It’s boredom weaponized into a full-blown alter ego.
More recently, I saw a meme that paraphrased something from 'The Good Place' about the human brain being a giant box of bees, and when you’re bored, the bees just sort of… vibrate angrily. It captures that fizzy, directionless mental static perfectly. My own boring afternoons are often spent coming up with utterly useless rankings in my head, like ordering all the mugs in my cupboard by emotional significance. The quotes that get that specific, restless energy right always land for me.
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