Bossypants Novels & Stories

He was wearing all white, with a polo shirt and white cargo pants and white desert boot yeezy sneakers, our outfits complemented each other quite well. He ordered the uber once I had finished my makeup whilst I was pre-drinking. "You look good and smell good babe", he complimented me as we were walking out the building. "Thank you", I responded getting into the uber and connecting the aux. "SpongeBob pet Gary, I'm a slimy mother fucker, Lookin' for a fairly odd mother like my name Crocker, green goblin not the grinch, stealin' out the stockings, how to dance , the chick from grease the pots stole made from crocker, oh the teeny bop pull up like a diaper on a toddler (huh, huh) strong like a

I'm sorry for being a dick' 'Why should I accept your apology when you have no control over your temper' 'You should and you must because I'm your boss' 'Okay sir, I'm going to accept your apology when I'm in the office tomorrow' 'Are you feeling sleepy yet?' 'No, you?' 'Same. What is the color of the pant you're putting on?' 'None. Just I and my blanket' 'You mean you sleeps naked?' 'Absolutely' 'Good night' he texted 'Good night? I thought you aren't feeling sleepy yet'

CHAPTER 90: This Is So Wrong But It Feels So Right No one’s POV: “From now on, I am your Boss, Your Master.” Cullen declared while smirking evilly. Heart was surprised. ‘What? Is he offering me an extra service job? So, in this case, I will be really a billionaire and I also have my stripper job.’ Heart thought. She then looked away and pushed Cullen’s hands away from her breasts and pussy. ‘I might not have time for him once I return to my stripping job.’ Heart thought.

They get to me and one slap me What's your name he scream at me Boss : Jay-Z , king Kong leave her They leave me Boss : what just happened I remember all what happened clearly Jasmine : the first guy takes three steps cause he is on rage for me not to reply you and the second takes four cause he is less on rage than him , the first guy slapped me with a little release in his strength maybe just to scared me you called them and they both takes four four step back now thier not angry and they are expecting what you will do and now all you do next is to asked me question Boss : woww the doctor is right her brain is not ordinary Jasmine: please what's my name Boss : you're the queen the blood fo

Whenever I was here, she often preferred to be wheeled in the garden and talked about her younger days, telling me about the men she dated, the best and worst ones, and listening to me as I shared with her my sentiments in life. “But he’s arrogant, sexist, and selfish,” I puckered my lips, then twitched them as I heaved a deep sigh, repeating Lexi’s words last night. “Who doesn’t know? I mean, Iron Man.” She chuckled. “But your secretary missed that Iron Man was not a product of super soldier serum, and definitely not a god. Yes, he’s arrogant, but who wasn’t?” I gave her the peeled orange, then propped my elbows on the table as the corners of my mouth lifted, amazed that Mrs. Antonetta had

Justin didn't have time to think before acting and that was why he always acted as if he was bipolar. He would regain his composure and that was when he would turn cold again. "You're indeed right but it doesn't matter anymore," she told the bartender. "He has fired me from my job and I'm never going to have to face his ugly face anymore." "Don't be too sure. It's a small world, anything can happen," the bartender responded as he poured another glass of alcohol for Jasmine. Jasmine shook her head in disapproval "Don't jinx it for me. I honestly never want to come face to face with that asshole."

I frowned. Before Madman could answer, Big Man jumped in and said, "Bullshit! How could we not know! He's the boss of Area B. People call him Red Boss. He's a real sex maniac, and his favorite thing is to harass the handsome young men in the Sin Pack. He fucks all the guys he targets, but I'm lucky to have escaped his clutches." Me, "..." Madman, "..." I couldn't help but ask, "Have you ever been hit on by a red boss?"

“What the heck happened to you?” Alba asked as she saw her boss come inside her office with a small lopsided smile on his annoyingly handsome face, and a wet suit with what looks like coffee, “Why are you wet with coffee, why are you not screaming, and why do you look like you’re higher than that american rapper, Snoop Dogg?” she asked without taking a single breath. She ended her questioning with sarcasm just to erase teh stupid smile on his face.

"Hmm.dont think giving me a foot massage will get you into my pants" He barks out a laugh.the sound echoing around us.startling me, I crack my eyes open to stare at him,his shoulder shaking from laughter. "I want into your pants alright.but you are not ready principessa.so I will wait patiently until you give yourself to me.i am a patient man.although it's not bad to get brownie points right?". I laugh and close my eyes back.who knew a mafia boss could be funny?. I bet not many people see this side of him.makes me feel special.

“So what if my son is a prep cook? He works hard and is ambitious! He doesn’t cause trouble for his family! If you give him the shares you promised, he won’t just be a prep cook. He’ll be one of the bosses! “He can become a boss at such a young age! How could he not be good enough for your daughter?!” Kaden’s mom slammed the table in frustration. “You’re dreaming! You want my shares and my daughter? Get out! If you don’t, I’ll call the cops!” At that moment, Kaden pulled out his phone and finally spoke up. “I wanted to record the happy moment of getting my shares, but I ended up recording you going back on your word. I’m posting this online. I’ll make sure your restaurant fails!”