Cat Noir Memes Novels & Stories

Iris POV. "He's a meanie," I tell Mathew did he train that rooster or something? He's really evil, he tried to eat me. "He is, but you are a strong kitten, aren't you, can you show me your scary face?" he asks me, I nod and try my best. "Grr," I say copying how he growls. "More baby, show your teeth," he says showing me how he does his growl, I copied him until I could do it, I'm a scary kitten.

I thought I will forever be alone in this life. [Not anymore. Now that I found you.] "PURRRRRRR" the white cat purred shyly, if it just possible for a cat to blush, then she might be red from head to toe now. "MAAAAAAWWWRRRRRR" Nero opened his mouth and produced a roaring sound. Something common for the feline family to do when they were trying to express their deep emotion. MAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR" the white cat roared back loud enough to match Nero's call. This was the same sound the alarmed Niccoli and forced him to search for his cat.

“Last chance. Are you going to go down the easy way or the hard way?” “You know, for a talking cat you really can’t understand very well, can’t you?” I leered at it. “Well here is a translation for you in cat tongue. MIAO MEOW MRYEOW MEOW MEOW! Miao f*ck*ng MIAO!” I even added a middle finger to emphasize my message. Stupid cat. And I thought cats were smart. The cat hissed and I saw it drew its lips back to reveal a set of feline teeth. “Hard way it is.” It said and closed its eyes.

"Looks to me like you've strayed too far my kitten" ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

I rolled my eyes and was about to walk him through the power points of a backhand flick when my hand slipped and hit the sticker beside it. A "Peppa Pig bawling her eyes out" sticker went through. My stomach dropped. It was a sticker I used all the time on my main account, totally at odds with the cold, ruthless tactics-genius image of IceTyrant. The other end went silent for a full minute. "Master... did you get hacked?" I quickly hit unsend. "My cat stepped on it." "So even a legend like you keeps a cat! That's adorable! I'm buying you the best cat treats money can buy and shipping them tomorrow!"

Millie smiled sheepishly as she pointed to the little menace rubbing against her. “You named that cat after me?” he blinked in disbelief, as the cat growled again, almost as if to say he wasn’t happy about it either. “Uh… I'm sorry?” Millie blushed a little, but the smile remained on her face “I didn't mean to offend you or anything. It's just… He really reminds me of you.” She laughed, holding the cat up in front of him as if to prove her point, though that only put the cat in the perfect position to growl right in his face again “I didn't expect him to react like that. He usually just hides or ignores strangers. Well, strangers and everyone he doesn't want to interact with, which means mos

I didn't sleep well. My dreams were a confused mess of legal contracts, masked men, and Adrian Black’s eyes staring at me through a screen. Thump. Thump. Something heavy landed on my stomach. Then, something sharp pricked my leg. "Tom! Jerry! Get off Mommy!" a small voice giggled. I cracked one eye open. My two rescue cats, Tom, a fat orange tabby, and Jerry, a scrawny black cat, were using me as a trampoline. And right in the middle of the feline wrestling match was Milo.

Then the reply came: [Lyra 🐾] 10:50 PM Yeah. Just… One of those nights. He read it twice. He read it twice. Then typed: [Elias Vale ] 10:51 PM You don’t owe anyone anything, you know. Not your smile. Not your silence. Another pause. Then, unexpectedly, a new message popped in. A meme. It was a grainy photo of a cat sitting in a sink with a towel over its head. Caption: “I am small. I am tired. I want soup and vengeance.”

"Who says they can't protect me? Bubba isn't lame. Missy isn't blind. They're good cats. Touch them and we're done." She looked at me like I'd lost it. She slammed the carrier down. "They're not blind. I am. For dating you." Her voice went ice-cold. "We're done. When the world ends, don't come crawling." The door slammed. I let the cats out fast and finally breathed. Not the first time I'd been called names. Since graduation, people liked to call me "saint." All because I'm a legit cat dad. After college, I rented this place and picked up two strays on a rainy night. One male. One female.

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