Cat Pervert Meme Novels & Stories

So I pulled out my phone again, this time scrolling through my saved folder labeled “EMERGENCY GIGGLES.” I found a meme I knew would work. A sketchy cartoon cat trying to play a grand piano with arms that were way too short. It was dumb. Like, impressively dumb. “Look at this,” I said, turning the screen toward him. He glanced at it. Blinked. Then let out a snort. “That’s so stupid,” he said. “But you smiled.” “No, I didn’t.” “You totally did.” He rolled his eyes, took a long sip of juice, then bumped his shoulder into mine. “Okay. Maybe I did.”

"Looks to me like you've strayed too far my kitten" ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

Eilidh POV Another camera guy called out, “So it’s true? You’re in a throuple?” Cat cackled and slid her sunglasses down. “First of all, let’s call it what it is....iconic. Second of all, y’all wish you were this lucky.”

“Thankfully, I’m not a cat.” Gerri laughed. “No you’re not. Speaking of pussies, what do you think of them? Can you see yourself ever stroking one?” She didn’t know where the conversation had turned weird. “I… What?” “Feline shifters.” Gerri’s grin widened. “It’s really quite fun to mess with you.” Yeah. A real riot. “I have nothing against any shifter. Bring on the pussy.” Gerri gave a sharp nod. “I love an adventurous woman.”

Which is when she messaged DomJon. Ali Cat: Daddy, I'm ready. He instantly messaged back. DomJon: Ready for what, bitch? Ali wanted to come off as slutty as possible as she typed back. Ali Cat: I'm ready to be your all holes whore. I want you and all of your friends to fuck me. I want you to degrade me. Slap me. Spit in my mouth. Ruin every one of my holes because that's what I deserve! DomJon: Ok. 2 weeks later

A short hiss was her cat, Asshole’s, only greeting as he ran off, no doubt to find Vergel. “Traitor,” she grumbled without heat as she finished her descent. For reasons none of the guys had a definitive answer to, cats almost universally hated High Alchemist. Being that Pearl was, apparently, High Alchemist explained why her pet had never come to like her in their four years together. Despite rescuing him from starvation as a kitten and treating him like a tiny, spiteful king, he was more inclined to flay her hand open with his murder mittens than allow her to pet him.

"They loved each other and most importantly they loved each of us equally. Even though my father and I were so different from each other that didn't mean that he treated me any differently than he treated my sister and brother. Matter of fact, I was the spoiled child, again because of my cancer. I think they had this fear that I would die because werewolves aren't supposed to get sick. We're supposed to be immune to any kind of sickness, so the fact that I was diagnosed with cancer already told my family enough about how much weaker I was of a wolf compared to them. I was mommy's little boy and we did everything together. I would go with her to her book clubs, sit with the ladies and gossip

CHAPTER 37: WAS HE HIGH OR SOMETHING? CATHERINE: When I called Zoe a pervert, she knew I was joking. But honestly, sometimes she acted like one. I mean who in his right state of mind would want to see such a disgusting video? Definitely not me. “What do you mean by pervert?” Zoe shot back instantly. “I just wanna see it and give my honest opinion.” I sighed into the phone as I shifted on my bed. “Your honest opinion on what?” I said, rubbing my forehead. “The… angle of the camera? The lighting? Or the fact that Denzel moans like a wounded animal?”

She suggested. “Well…oh.. if it’s okay with Vera, it’s okay with me..I’ve missed her mouth …and other things.” “Oh no mister. How are we going to have a true contest if you don’t try me? Vera can blow Cane. Whoever gets their man to cum first is the winner!” she proposed. Soon we were both on our knees, pulling their pants down. Both must of liked the idea of our little contest, because they both nearly popped out of their boxers.

Photo went viral, 30M likes, Grandma Rose 113 commented: "YES! NO SAYS YES! FOURTH ROSE SAYS YES TO CARTER! LIKE FIRST ROSE CARTER SAID YES TO BLACKWOOD BY MISTAKE! CIRCLE! ORDER DIOR STRAWBERRY PAJAMAS FOR YES! AND CHEESE!" Milo, 32, professor, 6'5, strawberry tie, via video, shouted "NO! She said Yes? She never says Yes! She said No as first word! Now she says Yes at 10 to boy who burns Loro Piana? I say No to Yes!" Biscuit cat, now 11 years old, old cat, in tiny strawberry pajamas size old cat, with 6 cats family, sneezed from cheese.