The Boyfriend App
Perfect’s office especially because the counsellor’s chair has its back to the tiny window and her Spartan bed is very visible.
It’s always made and wrinkle-free as though no back or butt ever touches it. Kate’s own bed, at Camp Unplugged as it is at home, looks like a super-typhoon has selectively ravaged it.
If the ceiling and bed weren’t enough, there’s also an actual metronome on Ms. Perfect’s table, a Porcelain Army of cat figurines that trigger the clumsy bull inside Kate, and a big bowl of sweets that’s constantly beckoning. The campers know better than to take from or ask about the bowl of sweets because it’s always like the Stanford marshmallow experiment in there, what of all the m