Funny Cat Stories

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Dahulu kala, ada seorang manusia yang meminta kepada Tuhan untuk menjadi kucing karena ia mencintai seorang kucing. Terkabul lah doa nya, ras mereka pun selalu berlanjut. Keturunan mereka bisa mencintai kucing maupun manusia, namun mereka harus segera menentukan ingin menjadi kucing atau manusia di umur ke 20 tahun. Erta, satu-satunya anak laki-laki dari ras tersebut yang masih berwujud kucing, ingin memutuskan untuk menjadi kucing sampai selanjutnya. Namun, saudara-saudara nya yang telah menjadi manusia malah mengirimkannya ke rumah seorang perempuan remaja. Akankah Erta tetap ingin menjadi kucing?

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Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

This book gathers different love stories, yes, love stories. All these stories that I collected over time, that were told to me by friends, acquaintances, relatives and others from my own imagination ink. And perhaps, there is some coincidence.

This is not a safe book. This is a book soaked in lust and lies, where desire collides with betrayal, and blood follows closely behind. Where siblings turn on each other, loyalty rots, and jealousy becomes a weapon. Where attraction isn’t gentle—it’s hungry, reckless, and ruinous. Expect horny chaos, power struggles, explosive fights, and choices that end in violence and murder. Bodies will clash, hearts will shatter, and no one walks away clean. There is obsession instead of love. Betrayal instead of trust. And consequences that don’t ask for forgiveness. Enter knowing this: Nothing here is soft. Nothing here is moral. And once it starts— it doesn’t stop until someone is destroyed.

Tidak menarik, tidak punya pengalaman percintaan, miskin; adalah tiga hal yang menggambarkan seorang Kanaya. Tidak punya pekerjaan tetap dan tidak mampu membayar kos membuat Kanaya berada dalam kondisi genting. Nasib Kanaya yang sudah pasrah dan hampir putus asa berubah drastis dalam hitungan jam karena seekor kucing. Semua itu terjadi karena dia bertemu dengan seorang pria tampan nan menyebalkan yang membutuhkan bantuan Kanaya untuk merawat majikannya yang manja dan berkaki empat… alias seekor kucing! Seekor kucing juga akhirnya membuat Kanaya dekat dengan seorang pattisier ganteng dan baik hati. Lalu bagaimanakah ritme hidup Kanaya setelah berbagai hal tak terduga terjadi dalam hidupnya? Apakah hidupnya masih tetap sesuram sebelum dia mengenal dua pria yang sangat bertolak belakang itu?

WARNING SPG‼️‼️ This book contains erotic steamy short stories. Some stories are forbidden and they involve seduction, and cheating. Some characters end up together, some continue their s*xual interaction, and some stop. Either way, the stories can make you wet and hard enough to be pleasured.

"กูไม่ชอบผู้หญิงผมหยิก" (หยิกหมอยอะไรนี่มันลอนมาม่าคะเสี่ย!) "แล้วกูก็ไม่ชอบผู้หญิงตัวเตี้ย" จึก!!! (โดนไป 1 ดอก ต้องการแพทย์ด่วนตรูอยากต่อความสูงตอนนี้! ) "ไม่ชอบผู้หญิงดัดฟัน" (ใครก็ได้ เอาช้อนมาแงะมันออกให้กูที!!!!) "ไม่ชอบผู้หญิงมีรอยสัก" (เห็นได้ไงฟะ!! เล็กกะจิดริดยังสาระแนตาดีอีกพ่อคุณ!! กลืนน้ำลายลงคอแทบไม่ทัน) "และอีกอย่าง... กูไม่ชอบผู้หญิงนมเล็ก!" กรี๊ดดดดดดด!!! นมเล็กแต่เซ็กส์จัดนะเว้ยไอ้เสี่ย! ฉันแทบกระอักออกมาเป็นเลือด อ้าปากค้างแบบกลางอากาศ นี้ตรูไม่ตรงสเปคมันเลยรึไงฟะ! แทบสะดุดล้ม เข่าทั้งสองแทบทรุดลงกับพื้น เจ็บจึกกับคำว่า ตรูนมเล็ก!!! "กูไปละ มีธุระต่อ" เค้าหันไปบอกเสี่ยภูแบบไม่แยแสฉันเลยสักนิด ไม่เลยสักนิด 😭 หึ! คิดว่าคนอย่างอีชาจะไม่มีอะไรดีเลยรึไง! "แต่หนูซิงนะคะ!!!"

This is a book of shifter short stories. All of these stories came from readers asking me to write stories about animals they typically don't see as shifters. The stories that are in this series are - Welcome to the Jungle, Undercover, The Storm, Prize Fighter, The Doe's Stallion The Biker Bunnies The Luna's Two Mates