I Go Nuclear on My Friend's Boyfriend
Felix Lindsey, the boyfriend of my childhood friend, Celine Fletcher, will be visiting her home for the very first time. I help Celine out by preparing a nice feast for the occasion.
But Felix merely glances at the garlic butter shrimps before flying into a fit of rage.
"You cooked food that I'm allergic to on purpose in hopes that I'll embarrass myself in front of Celine and her family! You'll definitely drag my name through the mud on purpose afterward so that you can replace me as her boyfriend, right?
"Stop dreaming already! If Celine had feelings for you from the start, I wouldn't be in the picture right now!"
With a perplexed look, I quickly explain to Felix that Celine's mom has hurt her leg, so she specifically called me here to help out with the cooking. Also, I already have a fiancee of my own, so I'm not interested in Celine in the slightest.
But Felix just chuckles coldly at me.
"Stop playing hard to get. I can tell who's a simp at first glance. You often cling to Celine under the guise of being her childhood friend. How utterly disgusting!
"Why don't you take a look at yourself in the mirror? That way, you'll see how old and ugly you are! Who on earth will ever have her sights on you? Only a blind woman will ever fall for you!"
Celine holds back her laughter the whole time. Just as I'm about to lash out at Felix with clenched fists, she has the audacity to hug him while looking very haughty.
"My boyfriend has a really sharp tongue, doesn't he? Finally, there exists someone whose verbal firepower exceeds yours! I'd like to see if you have the guts to bully me ever again!"
As I stare at Celine's nonchalant expression, I don't hesitate to deliver a heavy slap across her cheek.
"Get the hell away from me! Both you and your boyfriend don't even have the right to speak to me!"