Classic Comedy Novels

“W-Why are you here? I already did what you wanted, didn’t I? I thought we had a deal?” Nina’s voice trembled as she blinked in disbelief. “I don’t negotiate, darling. You don’t get to decide what I do to you.” Hades smirked, his tone laced with amusement at her confusion and fear. “I’m not playing games with you, Hades! Please, just leave my house!” “Too bad. I can’t.” His smile darkened. “Now, are you going to be a good girl, or keep pretending to be feisty?” “Get out! Now!” Nina tried to slam the door, but Hades shoved it open, forcing his way inside. “No! Let me go! You’re hurting me!” He dragged her into the living room as she struggled to free herself from his tight grip. Her wrists burned under his hold. Then, with brutal force, he threw her onto the couch—hard enough that she stumbled and lost her balance. Hades stepped closer, his shadow swallowing the light between them. “Now… strip,” he said darkly. “I'm going to fuck you till you can't walk” Author’s Note: My first attempt at bringing a story to life. Thank you for reading!

I never meant to kiss him. It was a stupid mistake—a reckless moment fueled by too much adrenaline and the thrill of a party I should never have been at. But when my lips brushed against his, the world stopped. His hands gripped my waist, his breath tangled with mine, and for a fleeting second, I forgot who he was. Liam Blackwood. My stepbrother. The guy who had tormented me since the day our parents married. The brooding, tattooed bad boy with a reputation that made girls weak in the knees. I should have pulled away. I should have screamed. Instead, I let him deepen the kiss, let his touch set my skin on fire. Now, we’re trapped in a dangerous game of stolen glances, whispered threats, and undeniable chemistry. Every moment alone is a ticking bomb. Every brush of his fingers makes me crave something I can’t have. He’s forbidden. Off-limits. But the way he looks at me? The way he makes me feel? It’s only a matter of time before we cross the line again. And this time, there will be no turning back.

When Alina’s parents announced that their business was bankrupt, akala niya tapos na ang mundo niya. She thought there was no way out, no hope for her family—until Adamon Salvatore walked into their house. The youngest billionaire in the country, kilalang cold-hearted at mysterious, made them an offer they couldn’t refuse: he will save their company, pero kailangan siyang pakasalan ni Alina. Out of desperation and love for her parents, Alina said yes. The marriage made headlines. Their business was saved. Everyone thought she was living her perfect life—luxury, power, and a handsome husband beside her. But behind that glamorous world was a truth darker than anything she imagined. Adamon is not just a billionaire. He is a mafia king. Ang akala ni Alina kaya niyang tiisin ang bagong buhay, until she discovered secrets that could destroy her. She tried to escape—pero hinabol siya ni Adamon para ibalik, ngunit may mga tao ring gustong humabol sa kanya nang malamang siya ang asawa nito. Worse, habang lumalayo siya, mas lalo siyang nahuhulog sa lalaking dapat niyang katakutan. Saan siya tatakbo, if her heart screams that her home is in Adamon’s arm yet she is afraid of his world.

He pressed him against the door, breath hot, voice ragged. “If you don’t want this… tell me to stop.” A pause. A heartbeat. “I can’t.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Some obsessions aren’t meant to be touched. Some men aren’t meant to be loved. And some desires don’t care. This collection isn’t about perfect love. It’s about the one you weren’t supposed to want— Another man. Your brother’s best friend. Your enemy’s son. Your professor. Your fake fiancé. The man who shouldn’t look at you like that. The man you can’t stop wanting. Every story is a man falling for another man when he shouldn’t—and doing it anyway. Fast-paced, emotionally sharp, and dangerously seductive, every story in Burnt Offerings dives headfirst into the hunger we deny, the rules we break, and the lovers we were warned to stay away from. Some affairs stay in the dark. Others start wildfires. This isn't a love story. It's all the ones you swore you’d never tell. All of them about men who should have walked away from each other… but didn’t.

Dans une ville sombre et corrompue, Eliza, une jeune femme marquée par un passé douloureux, est entraînée dans le monde clandestin des combats illégaux et du pouvoir. Enlevée par Damian Volk, un chef impitoyable de la mafia, elle devient une pièce maîtresse dans un jeu de domination et de désir. Damian, froid et calculateur, impose à Eliza une captivité sensuelle et brutale, où la peur se mêle à une attirance incontrôlable. Alors qu’elle tente de résister à l’emprise de Damian, Kael, un combattant rebelle au service de la mafia, entre dans sa vie. Protecteur et dangereux à la fois, Kael représente à la fois une échappatoire et une menace supplémentaire. Tiraillée entre la brutalité passionnelle de Damian et la tendresse sauvage de Kael, Eliza plonge dans une spirale de violence et de plaisir interdit. Mais alors que des secrets liés à son passé refont surface, Eliza comprend qu’elle est au cœur d’une guerre de pouvoir entre les deux hommes. Pour survivre, elle devra choisir entre la soumission à la noirceur ou la liberté au prix du sang. L’histoire explore la frontière entre la violence et le désir, entre la domination et la passion, dans un jeu où l’amour et la haine se confondent dangereusement.

Raina Atmaja, seorang gadis sederhana dengan bakat melukis terpendam, terpaksa meninggalkan impian seninya demi keluarga. Ia mengambil pekerjaan sebagai asisten pribadi Arjuna Dirgantara, seorang CEO muda yang dingin, perfeksionis, dan sangat menuntut, pemilik Grup Dirgantara yang megah. Hidup Raina berubah drastis menjadi penuh tekanan dan formalitas, jauh dari kebebasan yang ia dambakan. Namun, ia diam-diam bertemu kembali dengan Bima Samudra, seorang seniman berjiwa bebas yang tulus menghargai bakat Raina dan mengundangnya berkolaborasi dalam sebuah proyek mural. Perhatian Raina yang terbagi memicu kecemburuan tak terucapkan dari Arjuna. Ketegangan memuncak saat Arjuna dan Bima berhadapan langsung dan memperjelas persaingan di antara mereka. Kini, Raina terjebak di antara dua dunia yang berbeda: dunia Arjuna yang menawarkan kemewahan dan keamanan finansial dengan harga kebebasan jiwa, dan dunia Bima yang menawarkan semangat seni dan kehangatan tanpa syarat.

He was supposed to be a pawn. Now I want to make him my king. Eli thought freedom meant escape. But freedom is just another illusion when the devil himself wants you. Trapped between the violent love of the men who broke him and the dangerous allure of the man who owns his next breath, Eli must choose: return to the past that nearly destroyed him… or surrender to the enemy who might ruin him in ways that feel a little too good. Lies. Lust. Power. Obsession. In this game, love isn’t pure. It’s deadly. Elias Carter willingly walked into hell. He sold himself to the Rossi Mafia under the disguise of being a victim when in actuality he was an FBI agent. He planned on taking down the devil, Luca Rossi the Mafia boss, from the inside out but things take an unexpected turn when Luca suddenly becomes interested in Elias and so did his second in command, Matteo Marino. One saw something pure he wanted to tap into and the other saw something pure that he wanted to ruin. Elias becomes entangled in their brutal games, burning touches and whispered threats that set his body on fire. A bond which should have never existed, began to bloom. The truth is exposed and Elias is faced with two impossible options: destroy them or become one of them. Now, his past wants him dead. His future belongs to the people he was meant to destroy. And his heart? It was never his to begin with. He was now trapped in a world where love wasn't soft, it was war. And he lost.

"อือ" เสียงครางดังออกมาเล็กน้อย "น้ำเยอะเลยนะเรา" ริมฝีปากหนากระซิบพูดใกล้ก่อนที่จะฝังจูบลงซอกคอระหง ที่เขาบอกว่าน้ำเยอะเพราะตอนนี้นิ้วเปรอะไปด้วยน้ำในร่องเล็กนั่น ใบหน้าคมไซร้ต่ำลงมาจนถึงร่องหน้าอกแล้วก็ดูด วันจันทร์ยังคงปล่อยให้เขาเชยชมเรือนร่างของเธอถึงแม้จะรู้สึกน้อยเนื้อต่ำใจในโชควาสนา เธอก็คงไม่ต่างจากผู้หญิงที่เขาเรียกมาใช้บริการ ไม่สิ..ผู้หญิงพวกนั้นเขายังเรียกมาแต่กับเธอเป็นคนมาหาเขาถึงที่เอง หญิงสาวที่กำลังคิดอะไรอยู่ถึงกับสะดุ้งเมื่อถูกเขาจับมือไปกำส่วนนั้นที่มันกำลังแข็ง วันจันทร์แอบวัดขนาดของมันดู..ไม่อยากคิดเลยถ้ามันเข้ามาอยู่ในร่างกายแล้วเธอจะรับไหวไหม "นั่งทับมันลงมาสิ" "ที่นี่เหรอคะ" ถ้ามันสว่างหน่อยคงเห็นหน้าตาที่ตื่นกลัวของเธอ เธอจะเสียสิ่งที่หวงแหนมา 20 กว่าปีให้เขาที่แบบนี้จริงๆ เหรอ "ไม่มีใครกล้าเข้ามาหรอก" "คือ..ฉัน.." "อย่าบอกนะว่าเธอยังไม่พร้อม แต่ที่เห็นนี่คือพร้อมมากแล้วนะ" ถึงแม้เขาจะดูเถื่อน แต่ไม่เคยขืนใจผู้หญิงที่ไหน ผู้หญิงส่วนมากจะเต็มใจเป็นของเขาเองทั้งนั้น

“It's only fair to have some fun as well” I muttered to myself, ready to leave my dignity behind as I cheerfully reached for the bulge in his pants, letting my fingers roam wild as I pulled out his already hardened d**k, teasing the tip with my tongue as I marvelled at his size. “Suck it and don't stop until I tell you to” he ordered whilst grabbing a firm hold of my hair, yanking my head backwards. “Stop” I muttered inaudibly, "you're gripping too hard". “What? Can't handle it a little rough?” He mocked, yanking me up by my hair, pinning me against the wall. “i have no intention of being gentle with you, so if you can't sit pretty and take it like a good girl, then you're welcome to leave, but making that decision might cost you your life, because I don't like it very much when women walk out on me, especially during intimacy” “so…what's it going to be?” I smirked lightly as I answered his question by shoving him to the bed. “Then it seems I have no choice but to please you tonight, you can use me however you see fit and I'll ensure to ride you like my life depends on it” I responded, my clothes slowly falling to the floor layer by layer as I got on top of him, smiling in satisfaction as I buckled his belt around his wrist, restraining him to the bed as I positioned myself, ready to take full control. Elisa darkhorse, betrothed to Damian Greyhound but is met in matrimony with him young uncle (Leonard Greyhound) instead. will Damian give way for their relationship to blossom? or will the relationship prove fatal as a toxic love triangle is formed?

She's my childhood friend. My favorite obsession. I wasn’t supposed to feel this way about her. She was meant to be off-limits, that I could treasure but never touch. But the more I watch her, the more I crave her. She’s mine, whether she realizes it or not. I’ll pull her into my world, wrap her in my obsession, until she’s as consumed by me as I am by her. And when that moment comes, when she finally sees me for who I am now, there’ll be no turning back. Because some obsessions aren’t meant to be fought, they’re meant to be fulfilled.