Colby Brock Funny Novels & Stories

But how the fuck was that possible when she was literally in the front row, screaming at the top of her lungs with that crazy friend of hers? “Capo” Reid called, and laughter erupted around the room. I blinked, realizing I’d zoned out again. I lifted my beer. “Now enough with the emotional bullshit,” I said, causing more laughter. “Let’s move…and fucking celebrate this win!” A chorus of cheers echoed around me as bottles clinked together. “To the semifinals!” Reid yelled, raising his bottle. “To the fucking semifinals!” the rest of the team roared. I couldn’t help but chuckle.

She started to cry again, her nose leaking thick streams of snot, her shoulders rising as she hiccupped and sobbed. “Shhh, shhh, shhh.” He traced a tear with his thumb, rubbing it into her cheek. “Relax. It’s okay. I’m not going to hurt you.” She caught her breath, her tear-filled eyes watching him. “You lie.” *** Taking a break from the impossible act of stuffing fat dead Freckles in the laundry bag, Colton headed back to the kitchen for another swig of water. “You gonna cut her down, man?” Brody called out from the bedroom. “Slice the blubber off her ass?”

- My dick was dead because I was thinking nonsense. I get out of the shower and do the rest of my rituals. Then I grab a tight T-shirt and some black jeans and go sit on the patio sipping a coffee. Colby tells me with the funniest air ever: - I heard that your balls dropped because they were soooooo blue. - Shut up. Wait until it happens to you. A person can't even give a good fuck anymore. Mom seems to guess every time I want to fuck. - She's just trying to keep us focused on finding our mates.

Everyone’s going to want to do me. I chuckled at his arrogance, typing up a response immediately. I couldn’t resist an opportunity to take a shot at him. Me: Not everyone. He sent a middle finger emoji in response to that, which made me cackle. Thank goodness for Colby Docks. He was exactly the type of cold shower, comic relief I apparently needed. Bringing him tonight was the right call. I could only imagine how tasty Dominic was going to look. Hopefully, Colby could help hold me back.

She sang dryly. Colby's eyes fall to his tray and his lips curl into disgust. " Sarah, what the fuck is this?" Colby whispered. I nearly choked on my own breath. Colby points at the dry bread and beans. " This looks like it just came out of a cat's ass Sarah. Does it look like I eat cat's shit? " Sarah stunned by Colby's words stayed mute. She must've not expected him to speak up about her treatment towards him. " Sarah darling, please give me something that can actually be digested. Or I might just have a word with the health-

"You've never made me feel the way food does." Connor smirked, leaning in every so slightly. "You've never had me in your mouth, babe." I slapped him, not too hard, but enough for him to get the point. "Too much?" I laughed while nodding my head. "Not only was it disgusting, it was also cringe-worthy." He shook his head, "Sorry, I'm working on it." **** At the time we normally have our free period at the end of the day, there was the homecoming pep rally going on.