Colby Brock Funny Novels & Stories

“YOU’RE NUTS,” MICK SAYS. “NO way you can pull that off.” “Let’s do it,” says Colin, holding his chest and rubbing it a little as he lets out a burp. I lean back to stay in the safe zone. He’s drunk way too much carbonation for my comfort. “I’m in.” Colin holds up a hand and gives his brother a challenging look before smiling way too big at me. “We’ll keep the handicapped dude on the bench. It’ll be just you and me. Bonnie and Clyde.”

"I'm all yours!" "Wha- Traitor!" You're breaking the bro code!" James cried out. "What are you talking about! I'm honoring it to the T Hoes before bros!" "That's not how it goes" "Definitely not how it goes." Sierra added. "Tomato, potato!" Collen cheered jumping up to his feet after his embarrassing performance that didn't seem to bother him in the least. 'Does this man have no shame?' Sierra shook her head eyeing the man who had been sobbing and wailing like his mother just passed away.

" I know what’ll make you feel better,” Lora declared, flopping onto the edge of Lilith's bed with such force that she bounced upward. “It’s all-night happy hour at Spin. And 50 cent wings.” “Great, so I can be hungover for the second day of my internship?” “So you can decompress from your first day, and care less on your second day,” she corrected me. “Come on. You know it’s an awesome idea.” A couple of beers wouldn’t hurt, Lilith rolled off the bed and Becca cheered.

Brock- I was feeling seriously annoyed and angry. Stephanie's behavior seemed so childish, as if she were a second-grader playing pranks on her classmates. Sure, her pranks were high-tech, but they still felt immature. Despite this, I couldn't help but be impressed by the technology she had created. I realized she could be a valuable asset to my company. I made a mental note to try to convince her to move beyond being an intern and take on a bigger role, perhaps even running the entire company's security department.

Colby said and gave Rodrick a knowing, greasy smirk. After Colby gave me a mocking, suggestive wink, Rodrick gripped his arm and steered him back out, giving me time to get dressed.

I frustratingly threw it at the door but the door swung open at the last second. “What the hell, bro?” Colby exclaimed when the ball of paper smacked him straight in the forehead. “It’s not my fault you have such a bad timing.” I shrugged nonchalantly. “Yeah, blame it all on me.” He said with his hands pointed towards his chest before an exasperation sigh left his mouth. I grumbled at him to leave me alone but it all came out sounding incoherent under my breath. “You’ve been acting weird lately. What crawled up your ass and died?” He asked.

If it wasn’t for the few personal touches, like his cologne and hairbrush on his dresser and the open door to the walk-in closet revealing his clothes, I’d wonder if it were even his room at all. Brock comes back from the bathroom with a washcloth, leaning over me to clean his cum off of my inner thighs. Who ever said chivalry is dead? I giggle at that thought and he looks at me curiously, narrowing his eyes. “What’s so funny?” “Nothing,” I whisper, clamping a hand down over my mouth before another giggle slips out.

“Pfft!” At that moment, a stifled laugh sounded. “Hahaha…This is hilarious! I never expected that someone would actually have the guts to pretend to be someone as significant as the chairman of Violet Vision. Do you take all of us for a fool?” said Brock as he guffawed out loud. He seemed as if he had just heard the joke of the year as he teared up from all his laughter. When the people around Brock heard what he had said, they could not stop themselves from laughing as well as they all thought that Zayn was shameless. In fact, they even thought that he might be insane since he was able to make such a huge claim.

I said and began laughing uncontrollably. The sound of Colton laughing only made me laugh harder. "That sounds like a really good place to kick him!" Colton said, then grabbed the wall to support himself as he fell into a fit of laughter. I was practically hanging off of Dominic, laughing so hard I could barely breathe. "I can picture his butthole and my foot going in it!" I said, and Colton fell to the floor laughing. "Oh my Goddess, oh my Goddess! Man, I love getting you drunk! You are one funny little drunk guy!" Colton barely managed to say as he laid on the floor laughing.

He said in amazement. I know that voice anywhere and I looked back at him with the same expression. "Colby," I said breathlessly. Colby standing looks like he is about 5'8, with broad muscular shoulders underneath the leather jacket that seems to match mine. Caramel brown eyes that illuminate in the sunlight. His sun-kissed skin was bronze from the sun, and lips that look so soft that my lips would melt against his. What am I saying? I shouldn't be thinking things like this.