The Boyfriend App
“Thank you. You’re always looking out for me and giving me such great advice. Tell me, are those the kinds of girls you meet in college? Independent?”
“Oh, yeah, and more. Much more. The art majors; their bodies are their canvas. The fratmen; they’d go to war with you if you so much as look at them the wrong way. And the Goth teachers… Oh, man! If you thought high school was weird, wait till you get a load of college. I’ve never seen so many strange, smart, interesting and scary people all packed in one place. If in high school your greatest care is how to fit in, there, it’s how to stand out in a sea of, well, other beautiful people.”