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She married him for revenge. They say grief makes you fragile. They're wrong. Six months ago, Carmela Ferrara’s sister Elena died under the protection of the one man that was supposed to keep her safe—Don Gabriele Conti. Her husband. Now Carmela has one goal: revenge. But nothing in the mafia is ever as simple as it seems. Gabriele is dangerous, damaged, and hiding deadly secrets about the night Elena died. And the closer Carmela gets to destroying him, the more she realizes her sister's death wasn't what everyone believes. In a world built on blood and betrayal, where every vow is a weapon and trust is fatal, Carmela must choose: continue her revenge or uncover the truth. Because the real killer is closer than she thinks. And in the mafia, that mistake could cost her everything. Some vows are made to be kept. Others are made to ruin. 'Til vengeance do us part. An enemies-to-lovers, dark, morally gray romance novel built on revenge, betrayal, self-destruction and revenge.

“You weren’t saved, Bianca. You were claimed.” When Bianca Ricci is sold by her venomous stepmother to Matteo Romano the most feared Mafia Don in New York her world fractures into chains made of silk and blood. Matteo doesn’t believe in love, He believes in loyalty, control, and keeping enemies where he can see them especially when they carry the last name Ricci. But Bianca isn't a lamb, She's a lioness in velvet. And when her fire collides with Matteo's iron grip, none of them expects the burn. As enemies circle, old blood debts rise, and a hidden betrayal threatens to collapse the entire underworld, Bianca and Matteo must navigate a marriage built on lies, lust, and legacies soaked in revenge. Bound by an oath neither of them chose, they must decide: Is survival enough or will they rewrite the rules of the empire together? In a world where freedom is a currency and love is a weapon, one bride will defy a king or destroy him.

Betrayed, broken, but never defeated. When Jasper cast Elena aside for her sister, she thought her world had ended. Left heart-shattered and humiliated, she becomes determined to heal the wounds his betrayal carved into her soul. But Elena is not a woman who stays broken. Out of her pain rises a bold, breathtaking queen, fierce, radiant and unstoppable. Her beauty turns heads, her strength commands respect, and suddenly the very man who once overlooked her now craves her. Yet among the powerful men drawn to her light, one stands apart, Nathan. Mysterious, protective, and everything Jasper was not. His presence awakens a love, Elena thought she had lost forever… but with enemies circling and Jasper refusing to let go, her heart is now both her greatest weapon and her greatest risk. A secret about her later comes to light and it changes her whole life she thought she knew, find out what it is!!!!!!!!!!

Aria has always lived a quiet, trouble free life even after the death of her parents, that is until she is kidnapped by the new don to the Italian mafia, under the former don’s command. Now trapped in Dante Moretti’s world of danger and shifting loyalties, Aria finds herself under the protection of a man who obviously has no idea what to do with her. Dante is already overwhelmed with his new position, power struggles, and a missing wife he desperately wants to find. What neither of them expect is the forbidden attraction that begins to pull them closer or the shadows watching from the sideline Everything shatters when Dante’s wife returns, pregnant, lying and working for the enemy. Hidden truths begin to unravel revealing that Aria is far more tangled with the mafia than she could ever imagine and that betrayed is closer to Dante’s bloodline than he knows. When the truth fully unravels, will Dante risk losing his empire to save her or will the truth be the weapon that destroys them both.

Look at me, Rory. You are mine." Dominique Blackwood’s voice was a deadly whisper, his grip like iron as he pulled her close. His words cut deep, but the fire between them was undeniable. Aurora "Rory" Thompson never imagined her quiet, artistic life would end in chains. But when her father sells her to the ruthless mafia kingpin Dominique “The Devil” Blackwood to settle a debt, she is thrown into a world where love is a weakness, and power is the only currency. Feared by his enemies and worshipped by his allies, Dominique is a man who controls everything, except her. Rory defies him, challenging his authority and refusing to break under his rule. But the more she resists, the more their dangerous attraction grows. As secrets unravel and enemies close in, Rory must choose: run from the Devil, or risk everything to stand beside him. In San Andreas, where love and power collide, survival comes at a cost, and sometimes, the heart is the most dangerous weapon of all.

In a pack where magic is a death sentence, my survival depends on the Alpha who hates me most. As an Omega, Shane Lockwell's life is one of poverty and fear, his forbidden magic a secret buried deep. When his sister's life hangs by a thread, he risks everything to heal her—and is caught by the cruel Alpha Cassian, whose hatred for magic users is legendary. Shane expects execution. Instead, Cassian offers a vicious bargain: use your magic to hunt your own kind, or watch your sisters die. Forced into a deadly alliance, Shane becomes the weapon of his greatest enemy. But with every arrest, every charged moment in Cassian's shadow, a dangerous attraction ignites. And when a forbidden blood bond ties their souls together, the line between hatred and obsession shatters. Now, as a hidden enemy moves to destroy them both, Shane must choose: betray the Alpha who holds his heart, or fight beside him to tear him apart

At AlphaBeta Academy, only the strongest are meant to lead, but not everyone is meant to be seen. A chubby sixteen-year-old Dawn Clifford, a Beta heir, has spent her entire life hiding,behind books, behind her confidence issues, and behind her best friend, Kiara Clarkson, an Alpha heir. While Kiara is everything Dawn believes she isn’t;beautiful, bold, and effortlessly admired. Dawn has learned to survive on the sidelines. But Fate begins to change,when they both get into their dream school, AlphaBeta Academy, a prestigious place for future pack leaders. A party, a moment of courage, and a single act of defiance from Dawn, and suddenly, Aiden Willow, the untouchable Alpha heir, sees Dawn. Only…Fate comes with a twist, and Aiden ends up with Kiara instead. Caught in a tangled web of friendship,and unspoken feelings, a sudden disaster strikes as truth spirals and Kiara is found dead with the murder weapon belonging to Dawn. With this massive twist of gate,Dawn is forced to confront everything she's ever known.

I was abandoned and someone took me in, but being born in a mistake, I've never been a part of this world. Until a hit is taken out on me. I'm kidnapped in the night, heading to have fun, but waking up, it's to come face to face with Dimitri DiFronzo. Dangerous and heartless, Dimitri is the most feared man in the world. I've heard rumors about his potential. I find myself in a nightmare where I don't know who I can trust, and fear for my life is my only constant companion. I'm forced to be at Dimitri's mercy, I'm just not sure he has any. The fact that he is disarmingly attractive, doesn't help either. Tall, dark, and deadly. Knowing this, he uses it against me like a weapon, breaking down my walls faster than can put them up. There's a war coming, and I'm right in the middle of it. The only question is, will Dimitri be the one to save me or kill me?

She was trained to hunt monsters. She never expected to belong to one. Emily - known only as agent 23 - has spent her life as a weapon, controlled by a voice that decides when she can use the power in her blood. She is sent where others cannot go. She eliminates what others fear. Her next mission: get close to Damien Hayes. Wealthy, admired and untouchable. Emily is meant to spy on him, earn his trust, and uncover the secrets tied to his name. Unknown to Emily, Damien is an alpha werewolf hiding in plain sight. But the closer she gets, the more everything begins to unravel. Because Damien is not just dangerous - he feels like something she has never known. Home. And when an unexplainable bond awakens between them, and their past intertwines, Emily is forced to face a truth far more terrifying than her mission: She is his mate. Now, torn between the masters who own her and the man who sees her, Emily must decide where she truly belongs… Before the choice is taken from her.

WARNING: This book contains violence, rape, explicit words, and s3x. Reader's discretion is advised. I watched my family die in front of me, and I was dragged away, sold to the highest bidder. Sold to the Alpha who destroyed my world, Alpha Zane Mackane. Ruthless and Merciless I will make him pay no matter what it costs me, but fate had a crueller punishment in store for me. The moon goddess bound me to him. I am the mate of the Alpha I vowed to destroy. And then there was Alpha Easton, a warrior with a cause, a man who saw me not as a weapon but as hope. One heart. Two Alpha's. A war between love and revenge. I will choose my fate, even if it destroys us all. This is the first book of the SLAVE series. Book one: The Alpha's Slave mate Book two: The Lycan King's Truce Mate (Coming soon) Book three: The Lycan King's Slave Mate (Coming soon) Book four: The Lycan king's Obsessed Mate (Coming soon) Book Five: The Lycan Queen's Obsessed Mate (Coming soon)