Constantine Cartoon Novels & Stories

“You know what? You’re clever for a hybrid.” I bite back my laughter until my cheeks bleed. Sometimes I miss Seraphine so much, it hurts every atom of my being. “The thing about Constantine, he was also cuckoo bananas, but smarter about it. Early on, he figured that if he wanted to take the family cult business to a pro level, he needed more followers. But Weres, even the assholes, were not interested in leaving their cushy packs to sit around a bonfire and discuss their infinite superiority. So he turned to his Human neighbors. But he needed to offer something of value, and what’s more valuable than becoming faster and stronger, living longer, and having a fluffy secondary form?”