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Breaking news he didn't push my hand away ! "Yeaahhh..ummm..ii.." Jesus these butterflies ! "It's okay you don't have to say sorry ma'am. I can understand your situation, I am not perfect either" This really cracked me up, I laughed loudly. "In what ??" "In dealing with girls. I don't know how to talk or impress them." "Hahah... nice joke", I said holding my stomach. God he can joke and I just realised it. "I am serious ma'am.", he said looking at me and my laughter vanished at his deep tone.

"I don’t have any secret identities… though now that you mention it, that would make therapy sessions a lot more interesting." We drifted into many topics—travel, books, bad first dates. He told me about hiking trips gone wrong and how he once accidentally joined a meditation retreat for couples by himself. "Okay," I said, chuckling. "That officially beats my worst-date story." He raised an eyebrow. "Oh? And what’s that?" "I once got stood up because the guy realized he’d rather stay home and play video games." "Ouch," Gabriel said, wincing. "That’s brutal."

She patted the spot next to her on the couch. "Come laugh with your old mother. The doctor said laughter is the best medicine." "Pretty sure he prescribed actual medicine," I said but settled in beside her. "Details, details." She waved dismissively. "Oh, this guy is hilarious. He does this bit about dating apps that'll make you cry." I curled my legs underneath me, grateful for the distraction. The comedian on screen was in the middle of a story about a disastrous blind date. "...so there I am, covered in spaghetti sauce, and she says, 'This isn't going to work. I'm gluten-free.'"

But before her sister could say anything, Jubilee interjected, “Clearly it was somebody who has a very sad life. He probably sits at home watching soap operas and losing bidding wars on eBay, because he collects Smurfs figurines and has an entire room dedicated to them. And when he lost out on a rare one a week ago, he decided to go robbing.” The trio stared at Jubilee. Then Harrison started laughing, which in turn caused both Megan and Sara to laugh. “Bless you, Jubi,” Sara said as she hugged the girl. “I think we all needed that.” “And I’m not sure why you think I’m not serious,” Jubilee replied solemnly. That only set off more peals of laughter, which was how Caleb found them when he retu

I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.

Ethan said indignantly, "I am all frogs' tendons!" Maddy was amused by Ethan and both of them felt a little relaxed. "Maddy, honestly, do you think I'm suitable for doing stand-up comedy?" Ethan asked. "No!" Maddy answered without thinking. "Then why are you laughing so happily? I heard of faking climax, but not faking laughter in a comedy show!" Ethan smirked. "I'm laughing because tonight is indeed the happiest time for me in a long while."

I’m not wishing for this thing to be some sort of a breeze just passing by very quickly. I fixed my hair combing it with my fingers and then straightened out my clothes for possible unkempt lines. I looked around and noticed everybody are busy talking and fixing their stuff and so I prepared myself mentally for anything that might come up later before eventually strutting my way out to approach Jayler. The next band performing right after us were having their own ice-breaker moment since it’s already late and the crowd were laughing at this poop and asshole joke which was funny when you hear it the first time but I’m kind of tired of hearing the joke for the million time.

I said, crunching into an egg roll, the filling hot and flavorful with shreds of cabbage, carrots, and a hint of ginger that added a zing. As the special continued, the comedian diving into tales of family mishaps and everyday annoyances, we shared our favorite comedians and why they resonated with us. Liam leaned toward classic stand-up artists like George Carlin and Richard Pryor, appreciating their sharp wit on societal absurdities and human behavior. "There's something timeless about how they nail the little quirks of life," he explained, taking a scoop of fried rice, the grains fluffy and infused with egg, green onions, and a touch of soy for depth.

She said and continued laughing while trying to crawl to the couch from the ground she had fallen to while laughing. I was confused. My whole body was in a literal fuzzy discombobulated state. Stand-up comedy? Humour zenith? What the fuck does all of that mean? "Oh, I am thirsty again," She muttered, still giggling. "Kristen? I am sorry but what is so funny?" I asked as I felt embarrassment wash over me, "I just confessed to liking you and you just dismissed it as stand-up comedy,"

“Before that, he did everything he could to avoid it. He trained as an actor, he tried out stand-up comedy—” “It was him!” I put my gin and tonic glass down with a tiny crash. “I Googled him and all I could find were stand-up comedy reviews. Terrible ones. Was he that bad?” Lorcan stirs his glass, his attention fixed on the remaining ice cubes. “You can tell me.” I lower my voice. “Between us. Was he embarrassing?” Lorcan isn’t answering. Well, of course he isn’t. He doesn’t want to dis his best friend. I respect that.