Clean Jokes Stories Novels & Stories

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

What is happening to me? I was the first to look away. My eyes rolled as he suddenly squeezed my cheek! He pinched my fvcking cheeks for Pete's sake! Damn! I took him away. I also pinched his nose. Then we both laughed. "So, what is your story?" I asked as the laughter subsided. I stared at the moon while he, stared at me. Even though I wasn't comfortable I just let him go. "My story?" he laughed as if my question was funny. "Well, my life is like a joke."

Eeeeeewwww. Other than that, they all laughed most of the time while listening to the sexual and odd stories. Yes they made her cringe and want to puke, but they made her laugh too. “So, Saïda? Any story you can tell?” Alex mused. “None. Absolutely nothing. Eew,” she laughed and the others joined her. “She can’t say cuz her brother’s here,” Jenna laughed. “Even I would shut up if my older brother were here.” “True!” the others agreed in laughter.

Even if we did stay and I let her make up some fake embarrassing stories, I don't want her 60 year old mind to go overboard and make me really embarrassed. If she's going to say an embarrassing story, I'll deal with the 'Peed in the bed' story, or a 'Calling my teacher Mama' story. One of my real embarrassing stories would be when my real grandma Dila Day, caught me masturbating in my room when I was sixteen and let me tell you, dinner that night was really awkward. We had to hold hands to pray for our food and guess who's hand I was holding?...Grandma Dila. Ever since that day, grandma Dila made sure to never sit by me at the dinner table ever again.

Ademola attempted another joke but this one didn't sell. "Guy, that was fücking dry na." Kayode grimaced disapprovingly at Ademola who wouldn't stop laughing at his own dry joke. "Dude, stop laughing. The joke didn't make any sense fa." Ayomide chided and Ademola stopped laughing for once. Henry kissed his teeth and plopped back down to his bed, laying on it as he stared at the ceiling of their room.

She added. "Well, it's a long story… you still wanna know?" Asking her back. I dunno why I suddenly feel comfortable with her. A smile plastered on her lips. "I love long stories," I sat on the chair in front of her. And started talking about what happened. "Dang it! If I were you, one hard slap is not enough for her thick callus face Gurl! I'm gonna punch the sh*t out of her!" Kennedy jokes, which made me laugh so hard.

Hugging her, he coaxed, "Alright, I'll stop teasing you. I'll tell you a real joke. One day, an elephant stepped on an ant hill. "The ants were furious and swarmed out of their home, planning to kill the elephant. They crawled toward the elephant's leg, but the elephant shook its leg, and the ants all fell to the ground. "Only one ant successfully climbed up to the elephant's neck. The other ants cheered. They shouted at the ant, 'Great work! You're the best! Strangle it! Strangle it! Strangle it!' "Encouraged by their high spirits, the ant thought that it could strangle the elephant for real. But after searching around the elephant's neck, it turned back to look at its tiny friends on the g

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

Where all the confidence came from before I have no idea but I suddenly feel very naked. “Yeah, I wasn’t quite ready to meet the chain of my life so I thought that I would try breaking out of these first” He states. My head whips toward him as I arch my eyebrow wondering what he meant. When the joke finally hits me I guffaw with laughter as I brace my hands on my hips. He wiggles his eyebrows at me and I laugh harder than before. “That was a terrible joke” I say through my chuckling. “Oh yeah, I’ve been wracking up jokes to tell you for the last year. You just wait because they are going to get so much worse” He says as he smiles at me.

he reminds me. "How was I supposed to know that I was the only one who could see you. I honestly thought that you were playing a joke on me. That made the idea of you being a dragon unbelievable too. You looked so sad when I didn't believe you, so I told the dragon joke" he goes silent for a moment, so I repeat the joke. "Why are dragons good storytellers?" I pause a second for effect and then deliver the punch line "Because they all have tails." I chuckle at the silly kid joke and feel as he does too. "That joke is just as terrible as it was then. I still don't know how it made me laugh" he says with mirth.