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JB went on with his satirical jokes. As he said so, he went beside Shinwoo and slowly unzipped his pants. The poor guy tried to resist but was held firm by the others. He grunted and cried as his bareness came to lose. My friends laughed as JB held his manhood and forced it in the measuring cup.

The sound was deep and unexpected rich and low like a hidden waterfall suddenly roaring to life. He threw his head back a little and the sound that filled the room was completely disarming and frustrating. He thought this was hilarious. His stand-up comedy routine was my personal source of annoyance. He laughed his amused gaze still focused on me. “Silly silly girl”he said. “Your phone has nothing on it. And no even though its an interesting idea I havent implanted a hidden camera in your eye.”

"Connor Pierce is the campus heartthrob. Why would a guy like that fall for someone like you, ordinary as you are? I was helping you. Testing whether he really loves you." Cassidy caught on and let out a mocking laugh. "I knew it. Tara was helping you, and you throw a tantrum? You really think highly of yourself." Holly piled on. "It's just a couple of dumb flyers in a group chat. You are so fragile. We're in college–people joke around." It hit me, listening to them, how easily I'd let this happen the first time around. That had ended with me locked in a basement by some pervert who saw the flyer.

He was glowing with pride, while Vanessa sat right next to him, looking every bit like the star of the night. I was seated near the serving entrance and was basically invisible. After several rounds of drinks, the atmosphere in the room turned vulgar. A few male colleagues who loved telling dirty jokes started running their mouths again under the influence of alcohol. "Vanessa's got serious charm. She even managed to crack a tough nut like Gilla Group!" "Exactly. The kind of allure Vanessa has? That's nothing some bookish little girl can compete with. If you ask me, talking business in the conference room is nowhere near as effective as talking at the dinner table, right, Vanessa?"

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

"That's because you haven't seen that part of me. Trust me, I am funnier than George Carlin will ever be." I pulled away from him and sat up, all sleep leaving my eyes. "Now, I want you to know that no George Carlin slander will be taken from anyone. Not even you." "You watch stand-up comedy?" I rolled my eyes. "Who doesn't?" "Many people. Not to be sexist or anything, many ladies don't watch those. They find it exhausting." "You sound like George Carlin is mediocre, Finn. We are going to have a real fight over this."

"I'm 32." "Ah, so you're a seasoned pro," I replied, jokingly. She laughed. "You could say that. And you?" I hesitated, not used to sharing this kind of information so early on. "I'm divorced." Her expression turned sympathetic. "I'm sorry to hear that." I shrugged, trying to downplay it. "It happens." The comedian's punchline sent the audience into fits of laughter, giving us a moment to enjoy the show. As Layla and I continued talking, I couldn't help but appreciate her genuine interest and easygoing nature. She was a refreshing change from the complexities of my own life.