Mom Gave Me Coupons To Survive School
In order to stop me from spending money recklessly, my mom has exchanged my college living expenses into coupons.
If I need to buy anything, I must buy it online. Also, I need to send a copy of my expenses sheet and the details behind said expenses to my mom so that she can check everything thoroughly. Only when she's given me her permission can I buy that item.
When I tell my mom I want to buy a shirt, she tells me, "I remember you could still wear that shirt back in your high school days. You should just stick with it. Why waste your money on new clothes?"
During winter, I can only wear the old sweater I've been wearing since my high school times while huddling in a corner of my dorm and nibbling on a sandwich.
Meanwhile, my mom smugly posts a picture of the six-thousand-dollar dress she has just bought on her social media feed.
"What a beautiful dress!"