How I Met My Wife.
The candle is the kind of thing that is going to make me want to cry, except I am not going to cry, because I am a person who is on a Tuesday date, and Tuesday date people do not cry, Tuesday date people eat pasta.
We sit. We eat. It is not bad. It is, in fact, very good. It is the kind of pasta that is made by a man who has been watching YouTube videos, in secret, in this kitchen, in the last two weeks, in the way a man watches YouTube videos when he wants to be a person who cooks for the woman he is dating.