Cuddle Pick Up Line Novels & Stories

“We could do that.” “I love it when they’re so confident.” I shook my head, taking a deep breath in a bid to regain my bearings. And to think that was the dumbest pick-up line I’d ever heard. He wiggled the five hundred dollar bill in front of my eyes. “Um, hello? I’m not playing.” “Fine,” I groaned, snatching the five hundred dollars from his hand. “I will bet five hundred dollars on not getting your disgusting cock anywhere near me tonight.”

"Look, if you want to go waste money on the slots, be my guest, but I'm tired. Once I lay my head on the pillow, I'm not getting out." Huxley stands behind me, placing a kiss on the space between my collarbone and neck. "I want to put something in something but it's not a slot machine." I laugh, my head bobbing forward and accidentally pulling away from him. "That is the worst pick-up line I have ever heard in my entire life."

"Forwarded by: Compu-Cupid To: Corazon Lopez Hello, Cora! My name is Val and apparently you're my perfect match. I know, it's an odd name for a guy. It's a long story...maybe I can tell you over coffee? I see from your profile that you're a social worker, so I know you're probably busy, but hey, you've got to eat sometime, right? Also, the picture of you in that slinky, red dress is fantastic. I love a lady with curves. Please let me know if you're interested in meeting up sometime. Have a good night. Val"

“No pigeon, that won’t happen to you. You are different, and it will be only me, only you, just the two of us. The world won’t matter anymore, just us, together.” “That’s a nice pickup line, how many girls have you used it on?” I opened my eyes to find him dangerously close to me, I could feel his breathing on my face and that sweet cologne, the one I have perceived today in my sleep. The one that feels just like the sea with the flowers and all, only that now, we were in a sea, and I was really close to him.

He decided that maybe a bouquet of flowers wouldn't work, so he thought that he needed some pick-up lines for Eve. I really hope that this time he will get a chance to talk with his mate and work things out. But at least every one of us here knows now that Carter wouldn't give up on Eve easily. "Carter, you need a pick-up line that will make her drop her underwear," Lucas suggested, that makes Sally snort and crown, "Really? And why is my underwear still up your zipper line?" "Oh come on babe!" Lucas groaned, "I don't want her to drop any underwear, I just want her to like me once we talk, okay?" Carter sighed,