Clean Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

The last to go was my panties and bra, when I was fully undressed, I put my hands around my boobs and went into the perfectly warmed water. "Your turn." I say as I go over to the edge of the pool to get closer to him. He starts removing his clothes next and I watch and wait patiently until he enters the pool. "You look-" "Gorgeous, stunning, beautiful, no pen or paper but I can still draw your attention?" "No pen or paper?" "Yes, I've heard so many awful pick up lines from my time at the club, that was a personal favourite of mine though." "It is true." I spot his eyes staring down my boobs and I stare down too, feeling the pool of water surround them.

My eyes scan the check until they land on the red heart with Betty's name and number written down, saying to call her. "My cheesy pick-up line, that's what." Smug shit.

I appreciated. "It's fine, beautiful. I don't mind bumping into you over and over again, I'll be here to catch you always," he winked. "Can I get your contact?" He smiled taking his phone out of his pocket and stretching it to me. I watched the man unable to say a word, what kind of a man is he? Bumps into a lady and at that moment ask for her number, classic gentleman. And fills her ears with crazy cliche pickup lines.

And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts. He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock. "Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? Leo once asked me the same question when we were having sex. Still, I wanted to hear what Daniel thought about me.

“You’ve been putting on quite a show.” My cheeks flushed. “Were you watching?” “Hard not to.” His gaze dragged down my body, slow and deliberate. “You’re magnetic.” “Is that your pickup line?” He laughed, a deep, rumbling sound that I felt in my chest. “I don’t need a pickup line. You smiled at me first.” Fair point. “What’s your name?” I asked. “Dean.” “Nice name.” Okay now I’m fumbling how do I tell this guy I don’t want conversations but his dick inside me

“Marissa” “hey Marissa,” he says it in a husky way. Man what is he doing? “Did you fall from heaven, angel?” she giggles. Oh my god, he’s doing those lame pick up lines and she is falling for it! Damn. “You must be made of red phosphorous and i must be a wooden stick cause we’re a match” Okay a chemistry pick up line, ooh that’s good. “Aw!” Ya serious right now. “Hey you think you could ask this person I know to give me her number?” She frowns but nods.

Simon laughed and Emily rolled her eyes burying herself on her book once again. "I've g****ed once how to make someone fall in love with you." Jennifer laughed, I snap my head to look at her so fast, did she really g****ed that? She giggled and continued, "I didn't actually go through with anything g****e said, it was all full of really dumb pick up lines and all this about be yourself crap and tell her that she has pretty hair? I did find a pretty good theory about Jon Snow's mum though..." "You're such a charmer." I laughed and kissed her again. She was kissing my face repeatedly until we heard someone make a gagging/chocking sound. I turn to see Dimitri walking by.

he says, flashing me a grin that could probably melt steel. He's pick up line is totally cliche, but I feel he knows that, and it seems fun to him. Normally, such attitude would repel me, but this one seems bearable, or maybe I'm just desperate for conversation. So I don't cry myself out in the bathroom. I shake my head, my lips twitching. "That's pretty lame." "Is it? I better work on my lines then." He glances over my shoulder, as if wondering who I was running from. "So? What's got you running like you’re about to set fire to the whole place?"

A lustful smirk appeared at the corners of his lips, as his gaze lingered on my bosom. “Oh stop it! Stop staring at me that way, Mr CEO!” I teased. “What if I don't?” “Then, I won't let you have the dinner I prepared for you.” “How about I have you for dinner instead?” I was silenced by his wits. With mouth agape, my eyes popped like they'll fall out of their sockets, while I covered my widely opened mouth with my palm. Still reeling from the shock of his unexpected raunchy pick-up line, I heard him say,

Just showing you horrible pick up lines I found on some lame website Feyi: Suuurrreee Ay, show me the better ones you can come up with. Ayo: Alright, get ready to fall into my arms baby. Feyi: Don't call me baby😬 Ayo: Of course 😂. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? Feyi: For one, your phone is never below 50, and two, this is more horrible than the first one. Can I get a yes? Ayo: Nope. It's actually pretty good. Because my phone is on 49 percent and that's as good as it being on 4.