Novel & Cerita Funny Pick Up Lines

“She’s shy. I have that kind of effect on ladies.” I shook my head in disappointment. Teenagers nowadays. Not that I was super old. “Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine’?” Lucas started again with his pickup lines. Regina crossed her arms and raised a brow. “Do you have any sense, or should I knock some into you?” She retorted, and I stifled a chuckle. Lucas tried to hide the disappointment on his face by smiling wider. “That was a good one. It’s a sign from the universe that we’ll get along.”

She even smiled and we all sat on our table. *** "Sure, sure!" Hannah said through laughter. We were having so much fun, I thought I'm dreaming this! We were talking about our embarrassed moments in past, and believe me, Hannah and I had so much of this. I surprised when I heard Mike had them too! And I mean, A LOT! My favorite story was when he tried to seduce a girl with the most stupid pick-up line I ever heard! It went something like this- Hey sexy, do you want to accompany me to my bed when we will share our body odor?

I respond furiously. “I do apologize for everything. Therefore, I want to make it up to you.” Alexander replies. “You can make up for paying for the damages.” I started to get annoyed. “Fine, but you will regret not taking my offer.” “This is not the way to get a girl’s attention. This is the most horrible pickup line anyone has ever tried with me.” Oh, gosh. Why did I say that? There was a moment of silence. Then Alexander spoke. “Please just agree to get a coffee with me tomorrow?” He says with sincerity in his voice.

He cut me off and he held a sexy smirk in his face and said, "Because you set my heart on fire." He wiggled his eyebrows. Should I laugh? This is so funny. Still the pick up line worked on me. "You have the worst pick up line ever. No wonder why you are single!" I teased him as he pouted his lips showing a sad expression. I pecked his pouted lip and ruffled his hair. "You're such a child!" I laughed. He laughed along with me not knowing why we were laughing.

What is his deal anyway? "I would use a cheesy pick-up line but damn baby I'm vegan," Kai said after a few minutes of thinking over it. I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I desperately willed myself not to laugh because then he would be sad. "Real smooth mate, total game changer right there," Jake said with amusement lacing his chocolate brown eyes. Kai seemed content with what he said and grinned from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat. "Yep I'm good, ain't I?"

I shyly but my lower lip. He smirks. "You're cute Thea." I rolled my eyes at him. "If that's your pick up line, dude it's so bad." Khaleel laughs while throwing his head back. "You are so lucky I treat as a sister and I'll forgive you for saying that." I chuckle. "But unfortunately that wasn't a pick up line, Thea. And I don't tell women they're cute. I'm not high school. I'm a man."

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

he asked, curiosity intertwining with amusement. Her laughter chimed again, "I don't know any pickup lines. Oh, I heard a good one this morning." "Was someone trying to pick you up?" "No...and this conversation isn't about me. You need to live a little, all you do is work and it's becoming a heavy burden. I'm permitting you to have some fun." "Well, I'm not giving you the same thing. Right here and now, I'm having a blast with you next to me."

I feel heat arousing in my manhood, so to distract myself I hurriedly asked her, "Do you wanna eat Ramyeon?" And she blushed after listening to this, then I realized what did I just say, it's a very famous pick-up line to ask someone instead of If they wanna go out with them. My brother was staring at me and I felt like slapping myself, how could I say something like this, "I meant do you also wanna eat Ramyun as Edward with these dishes, if yes then come with me into the kitchen. I'm already so tired after preparing so much food." I cleared myself and hurriedly stoop up from my chair and walk towards the kitchen to hide my embarrassment, Jennifer also comes into the kitchen after me.

Alex: I winced. So he knows? "Is there a problem?" I couldn't hide the smile, tugging at my lips. "Are your out of your mind? You're making this worse than it already is! I won't let you mess with my woman, do you understand?" "Dude, chill. I'm not trying to mess with anyone. But if I were, I'd probably start by using a better pickup line than 'you're messing with my woman'." I replied and I heard the sound of a glass shattering.