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His Maid (ENGLISH)

His Maid (ENGLISH)

I went inside and I was shocked that it slipped on the floor and I saw that it tried to hold my hand but in the end we both fell down. So, familiar. Has that happened to us? _ I just laughed the last thing I remember. Why do I also remember those pickup lines? Are you crazy Elyse? "Crazy! You're laughing so hard you didn't even think I was here under me now and you're still too heavy! Are you going to kill me huh ?!" He's serious, I have no intention of killing anyone. I looked at his face and only now I noticed that he was very handsome when approached.
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Sinful Obsession

Sinful Obsession

Is there anything that he would do just to let me forgive him? He shook his head while laughing. He couldn’t believe himself as well how he did that. “Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.”
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Collateral To The Mafia Don

Collateral To The Mafia Don

I appreciated. "It's fine, beautiful. I don't mind bumping into you over and over again, I'll be here to catch you always," he winked. "Can I get your contact?" He smiled taking his phone out of his pocket and stretching it to me. I watched the man unable to say a word, what kind of a man is he? Bumps into a lady and at that moment ask for her number, classic gentleman. And fills her ears with crazy cliche pickup lines.
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Vanilla Love

Vanilla Love

I tap his stomach with the wooden spoon and wink at him. He gasps and raises his eyebrows, "are you calling me 'fat'?" "No darling, I would never." I bite my lip, trying to hide the small smile from appearing and grab the pasta. Ready to set the table for dinner. "Bells..." He whispers as he laughs deeply at me. His arms wrap around my waist and he pulls me against his chest. "Josh! Look out, it's still hot." "Don't worry. You're way hotter." "Oh my God, that's even worse than the 'did u fall from heaven' pick-up-line." I laugh.
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The Return

The Return

Just showing you horrible pick up lines I found on some lame website Feyi: Suuurrreee Ay, show me the better ones you can come up with. Ayo: Alright, get ready to fall into my arms baby. Feyi: Don't call me baby😬 Ayo: Of course 😂. I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely? Feyi: For one, your phone is never below 50, and two, this is more horrible than the first one. Can I get a yes? Ayo: Nope. It's actually pretty good. Because my phone is on 49 percent and that's as good as it being on 4.
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Standing before love

Standing before love

It was as if his mouth was coated with honey and these sugary words of his would constantly pop up out of nowhere. She had no idea where he picked up all his sweet lines from, and he would always make her heart go pit-a-pat with his sudden attack. On top of that, he had insensibly become a master at pick-up lines. “I’ll just look around. If there’s anything I want, I’ll buy it,” Tony replied as he knew Myra was actually compromising.
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Billionaire's Lost Girl

Billionaire's Lost Girl

“We could do that.” “I love it when they’re so confident.” I shook my head, taking a deep breath in a bid to regain my bearings. And to think that was the dumbest pick-up line I’d ever heard. He wiggled the five hundred dollar bill in front of my eyes. “Um, hello? I’m not playing.” “Fine,” I groaned, snatching the five hundred dollars from his hand. “I will bet five hundred dollars on not getting your disgusting cock anywhere near me tonight.”
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My Fake Boyfriend's Enemy

My Fake Boyfriend's Enemy

Girls are crazy about them, they have had quite a few concerts and I have watched a lot videos of them on YouTube. "Take a picture. It'll last longer" He winked. "Please don't start with the pick up lines" I rolled my eyes. "Whatever" He rolled his eyes and leaned on the counter too. We both talk for the next 10 minutes. We caught up on the things we missed and laughed. "Oh yeah! How can I forget. The girls and I got suits for you and the boys yesterday" I smiled. "Really?" He smiled. "Yup" I said popping the P "You can try it when everyone is awake" I said.
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Love Me in the Dark

Love Me in the Dark

Every nerve in my body jumped. “You have the most beautiful blue eyes I’ve ever seen.” He must be drunk, or this must be his pickup line. I blinked at his words. He was just probably bored and wanted to waste his time with someone, and that poor someone was me for a moment, in this freaking break room. Great.
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Overshadowed stars

Overshadowed stars

I'm innocent you shameless perverted human bunny. "Excuse me?" I furrowed my eyebrows with anger at his comment. "I mean your skirt got wet by the droplets of water." he smiled while pointing at the bottle which he just placed and looked down to my skirt where there are some wet traces of water droplets. "By the way did you get hurt? Falling from-" he asked again in a whisper. Wait I know this pick up line. Seriously Aiden? You're flirting shamelessly with me? Right in the meeting?
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Frequently Asked Questions

I've put together a few choice pickup lines that should leave a memorable impression. 'Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.' A classic, yes, but there's no denying its humor and charm. Fusing sci-fi and romance, the line 'Are you a Jedi? Because I can't resist you.' could work wonders for Star Wars fans. If the target of your affections enjoys literature, 'Are you a bookworm? Because every time I see you, I check you out.' might strike the right chord. Then, there's a personal favorite of mine: 'Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're BeAuTi-ful!' Physics aside, it’s quite catchy, right?

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