Cupid Eric Cartman Novels & Stories

"I swear to you, it was Mike! He-he is my friend. He did it because he was angry with me and wanted Sif to hate me. He-he liked her, you see. He told me he wanted to invite her to lunch but I beat him to it since I also liked her. "I see..." I say and chuckle coldly. 'My mate is quite a hot cake in her school, Eric. Even friends fought over her. Isn't that wonderful!?' 'Just calm down, alright.' Eric says "I'm sorry I didn't know she was married. I wouldn't have gone to her if I had known. I promised her I would make things right before she left. I will tell the principal the truth and–and..." 'I believe him.' Eric says as the fool rambles on. 'Even though what he lacks in bravery and intell

"I did feel something." Eric finally looked up. Their eyes met. Lucas laughed softly, almost at himself. "I thought I was just confused." "I thought..." His cheeks turned slightly pink. "...I was developing a crush." Eric's heartbeat quickened. Lucas looked down at his hands. "Maybe I still am." The room grew quiet again. Dr. Carter watched the two of them with a small smile. "Having a fated mate doesn't force you to love someone." Both boys looked at her.

“I’ll do it. But if he turns out to be another straight guy wasting my time, I’m coming back for you and your cousin immediately.” “Deal.” Carl walked off, already pulling out his phone, probably planning what to do next. I watched him go, the smirk on my face fading the moment he turned his back. I wasn't cruel. Carl was bisexual. He’d been betrayed many times by his lovers. He needed someone quiet. Someone like Daniel. I'd noticed how they always looked at each other curiously. They should thank me. I was acting as their cupid, killing two birds with one stone. My hand slipped back to my phone. Ethan's new message sat unread, and I clicked it.

"It's just... I've been trying to get Cayden for almost a year. And I guess you just... swooped in. And suddenly, you're dating him." I looked at Zoe and then the boys. Eric made a sandball and threw it at Cayden's sandcastle. Cayden gave a look of betrayal then kicked Eric's sandcastle as a whole. "You idiot! I was making a sand penis!" Eric gasped. "How could you destroy a sand penis?" "You started—" Cayden frowned then looked up at Eric, as if an idea came over him. "You wanna build the biggest sand penis anyone has ever seen?" Eric grinned at Cayden. "Hell yeah."

Carter, who glanced at them with streaked mascara, puffy red eyes. The petite woman placed the cookies on the coffee table and remarked, "Kate was a very kind girl." "It's simply the hormones, you understand. Adolescents, they lack rational thinking. They engage in silly behavior. A spark of anger ignited in the depths of Mrs. Carter's flashing eyes. "No," she uttered, her voice rough from hours of tears shedding. It was more than just hormones. That was Avy. "That useless prostitute." The women looked at each other, moving awkwardly. Tension thickened the air in the room.

The next shows Onyx trying to calm her down and was trying to bribe her and it ends with her swearing never to see him again. The next video that was posted was from Eric, which he titled an apology video. "I am here to apologize to Maya for the images I just destroyed," he started. "You see, growing up I have always had a crush on her and when I found out that her sister was my mate, I was not too happy with it," he went on. "So on the day I was mated to her sister, I wanted her to talk to me, as she was good at consoling one," he continued.

“There’s nothing old about you, babe, trust me. I’m lucky to have the hottest hunk in the valley. Possibly in the whole state.” Eric looked at Tom, trying to take his measure. “Are you teasing me?” “Not unless we’re engaged in wild sex. But I’m serious about the hunk part, and even more serious about those burritos. So is it a yes?” Eric smiled, his heart full, his spirit content. “Yes. The answer to you will always be yes.” The End.