Cupid Eric Cartman Novels & Stories

“There’s nothing old about you, babe, trust me. I’m lucky to have the hottest hunk in the valley. Possibly in the whole state.” Eric looked at Tom, trying to take his measure. “Are you teasing me?” “Not unless we’re engaged in wild sex. But I’m serious about the hunk part, and even more serious about those burritos. So is it a yes?” Eric smiled, his heart full, his spirit content. “Yes. The answer to you will always be yes.” The End.