Cupid Eric Cartman Novels & Stories

Eric saw Cathy in his afterglow and hurriedly sat up straight happily. "Something just happened and there was a delay, sorry for the wait." Cathy apologized and sat down next to Eric, reaching for the cake Eric handed her. "What happened? Did someone give you a hard time?" Eric listened with some urgency. "No, I just met a man, his last name is Langley, and he is very handsome, he said he is Carter's friend, Eric, do you know him?" Cathy didn't want Eric to worry so she didn't say what happened.

After all his actions were close enough to be considered a professional. “Hey, don’t get me wrong, I’m only telling you this because I want to know where you stand with him. I mean he’s my pal, on some level I think of him as my brother, the last thing I want is to have him chasing a blind hope or settling for something less that what he deserves.” “What are you, cupid?” Erika mumbled. “I’m being serious here, so let me ask you an honest question, how do you feel about him?”

All he could do was to nurse his resentment against the shining boy who had it all, but now that he had the chance to finally even things out, he took it with excitement. Zayn gave him an unimpressed glance. “Are you gloating over it, Eric Cartman?” The corner of “Eric Cartman’s” lips twitched. Real name Carl Mann, he had been saddled with the unfortunate nickname due to his weight, which became the darkest part of his history at school. Ever since he graduated and became a CEO of his own company, no one had ever called Carl by that unsavory name again—until today. It pissed him off.

Carter watched with disgust as Eric celebrated his win by taking a huge bite out of the raw, bloody steak, chewing like an animal. Eric seemed to realize Carter was staring at him and grinned. “Do you want some?” Carter made a face and shook his head, “No, thank you. I don’t ant to get food poisoning, Eric. You have fun though.” Then he set his controller down and watched the other man’s hands, waiting for the perfect moment of distraction that never seemed to come. He’d been trying to get those keys out of Eric’s pocket for the past two hours and had absolutely nothing to show for it.

"Ahh.Will.William! " A few blissful minutes later "Ugh. I'm gross. I need a shower ." Cassie said, staring up at the ceiling. Next to her, a rather proud historian was slipping back in bed after making a naked beer run to the kitchen."Aww.. look at my little Twinkie!" "What...are you talking about? How am I a Twinkie?" Cassie glanced sideways at her boyfriend. Why did Will have to come up with random weird pet names? "cause you are golden and cream filled." He grinned wolfishly and was too proud of himself for the crude pun.

He picked up my pillow from the floor and jumped on me with it, making sure I couldn’t breathe. “What the hell is wrong with you? Get off me!” I struggled to say, but my words came out a muffled mess. “I love you with all my heart Jums, and I hate to see you like this; but I also know that you’re a lazy human and you won’t come with me no matter how many times I ask, not even if I bribe you with money, so I’ll just go,” Eric looked away from me, bowing his head like he was truly hurt. He knew what he was doing, I knew what he was doing, because he had done it a million times, but I always fell for it.

I almost dropped my phone. [Carter! [You’re so shameless!] He did not deny that he was Carter. Instead, he recalled the previous text with the image. [I sent it by accident. Sorry!] He paired the text message with an innocent sticker of a puppy with large, watery eyes. [I’m not stupid enough to believe you!] I rolled my eyes. Carter ignored that and sent a heart emoji. I was dumbfounded by his candor. I could not help but ask the thing I was most curious about. [When did you fall for me?]

And there went the rest of the anger I had been holding on to as all I wanted to do there and then was to rip his trousers from his legs and ride the fuck out of him. Forcing each lust filled thought from my mine together we walked hand in hand as we followed Eric towards the dungeons. I didn’t like Eric but at this moment I felt nothing but sympathy for him. Every wolf grows up learning how each and every one of us has someone out there. A true love. It may sound corny, but even the guys back in my old back couldn’t wait for that day. Sure guys were quick to through their junk around using the moto ‘Any holes a goal’ but deep down they couldn’t wait to settle down. Eric would be no differen

I replied, feeling a connection grow between us. I hesitated for a moment, knowing the next question was quite personal. I wasn't sure how Cain would react, but I knew I needed to ask. Taking a deep breath to steady myself, I called out softly to him, “Cain, if you don’t mind me asking, I was just wondering—have you found your mate yet, being 23 years old and all?” I could see the weight of my question settling on him, and he sat in silence for a moment before responding, a profound sadness in his eyes.

Suddenly, my headphones were yanked away from my head. “Sabrina, quit the bullshit. I'm not in the-” My words were caught off by the four boys standing in front of me. Jake, Owen, Kian and Erin stood above me, staring down at me which had been our favorite stance since junior year. Jake was the one holding my headphones. “Well, would you look at that? The little rat came back for senior year. You have some balls on you, Carter. I have to give you that.” I didn't want any trouble so I didn't say anything. I just hoped that my lunch won't end up being worn as a hat again. It was my last year in school and I just wanted peace.