Cupid Eric Cartman Novels & Stories

Cupid unclenched her balled-up fist with powers probably garnered from years of dealing with rude clients in her line of customer service. "I am here to help," Cupid informed. "Your wife is with me in the car and you know what they say, it's rude to leave a girl hanging." "Who?" Edmond tensed, the white noise on the monitor breaking his voice. "That girl from the office... I don't know what game this fucking is but if you don't leave my property right now, I'll fucking call the cops."

SUZIE'S POV I jolted back, almost tripping on my own toes and falling to the floor. I snapped my head back, and my eyes landed on Carl. I went wide eyed and pointed at him, as I was speechless. "I can already hear your thoughts from the way you're looking at me," He sighed and rolled his eyes. "You're not in handcuffs anymore, does that mean there's significant progress between the both of you?" Carl went deep in thought, then he shrugged. "If threatening to kill myself in order to get off the cuffs is progress to you, then yes, we have made progess."

If someone had told me a year ago that I’d be sitting at that table celebrating the Spirit of Christmas with my parents, my brother, and my boyfriend, I would’ve believed it. But if they’d told me my partner would be Maël Saravia, I would’ve laughed hysterically.

Robert rolled his eyes in disgust and scowled, "Are you going to say that much?" Cupid clicked his tongue mischievously, "she likes you better, i'm annoyed" "Are you sure you are different than me?" Robert did not like Cupid and turned to Kacy , "Mom, Brutney is really weird, and she's very enthusiastic about us." "Enthusiastic?" Kacy inexplicably panicked. The two little boys have been popular since they were children. Robert and Cupid should have adjusted long ago, but why are they so resistant to Brutney?

Erika suddenly asked impatiently, batting her lashes and making Eric's heart flutter slightly. Eric smiled and shook his head. "No, I'm not thinking of anything." He said and she eyed him, "Then why do you keep staring?!" She raised her voice slightly and he reached out a hand to pinch her cheek. "You look so cute like a bunny." He said, also making sure not to smear her makeup. Erika glared at him for that, here she was saying he wasn't alright and there he was seeing her as a cute bunny. Shameless. "Hello? I'm a Lycan, not a bunny and please, you don't have to tell me how cute I am, everyone knows that." She decided to play along, flipping her hair to the back and grinning at him.

I wasn't really sure what it was about, but a slight feeling of unease settled over me. Tom easily found another partner and I couldn't help but smile in amusement when I glanced at Crispin. It seemed that he was rather popular as many dhampir girls tried to be his 'suitable' partner. The sight of their squabble made me laugh but Eric soon captured my attention. Eric made a lunge for me and I tore my attention from the amusing event to dodge his advance. I shifted my stance ever so slightly so that it would be more steady and faced him with an amused gaze.

She popped some gum are the end. Erica did her best not to laugh, mostly because the two older adults were sitting close to her chair. Catori looked the other way like nothing in this world could bother her. Catori, do you realize that you couldn't say this to someone on a regular day? her wolf asked her. Yes, I know that. Maybe there is an advantage to this Spucia thing. At least I don't have to take shit from anyone again, she replied.

"Sorry. That's not what I meant. I just don't want you to miss out on this opportunity because of me. I've already hurt you enough when I rejected you." I smiled at him. "I know. That's why I'm trying to move on, right? But that doesn't mean I'll make him my rebound just to forget about you. And besides, if we're meant to be, we'll be. We don't need to force it, and we definitely don't need Cupid's help." We both looked at Eric, and when our eyes met, we laughed together. Cupids really do take any form. When my classmates got tired and hungry, they decided to leave. Some of them, especially those who only commute, left earlier. Aaron was driving Gab and his friends.

Cupid crosses his arms over his chest. "Hunter?" I look down, seeing the small person known as Charlie. "I know you're big and scary. But-but," He stutters, he's very young, he's only around 3 to 4 years old. He can barely string sentences together. "Could you maybe let Levi talk?" He looks up at me with his big, sparkling, innocent blue eyes. He barely knew how the system works. It is impossible to say no to him.

"Yep, everything's all better now. No need to worry. I'm a tough guy," Ederic said with pride. The bunny boy once again couldn't help but chuckle at how adorable he was. This tiger pup had a way of winning everyone's heart, but why hadn't that one with the dimpled man fallen for him yet? Little did they know, that 148 IQ Dumb guy, had actually fallen for him the first time they met. They chatted for a bit, and then Alistair had to leave due to some work he had in the teacher's office.