Dad Joke Pick Up Lines

Pandora thought she would have a white picket fence and 2.5 kids with her highschool sweetheart. That was until he stood her up on their date and she caught him cheating. Newly divorced Pandora goes to Vegas and lets her hair down. A wild night with a stranger results in her waking up with a terrible hangover. Moreover, she couldn’t remember his name or what he looked like! Life after that should have been boring—apart from fighting off her ex-husband, and putting the mistress in her place. Who could have known that one night of passion would lead to unexpected and lifelong consequences. Now, Pandora needed to search for the baby of her father. But what is she to do when she is attracted to her doctor? Will she forget about the mystery man who made her laugh or will she start anew with this handsome and polite doctor? Will the demons of her past allow her a happily ever after?

My boyfriend cheated. So I made his father mine. I didn’t get into gaming for the fame. I did it to survive. Growing up in a cramped apartment with a worn-out mom and a string of violent men, League of Legends was the only escape I had. After she died, it became all I had left. Now I’m the star ADC at Blackwood University, playing for a national title and the future I clawed my way toward. I should’ve seen it coming—my captain boyfriend screwing my best friend. I didn’t cry. I plotted. And Marcus Cross, our ruthless coach and my ex’s father, is the perfect weapon. What starts as revenge turns into something else. Something darker breaking rules . Is it still revenge if it feels this good?

"Did you... did you just burn down the hotel I was staying in!" I practically screamed into my phone. "Yes, it was mine." "You are crazy, do you think I'd move in because of this? I'll just find another place." He was so infuriating, did he think he could make me do anything by threatening me? he's got another thing coming. "And I'd just buy that too and burn it to the ground." ... Mirabella is a wedding planner, Innocent and careful woman known for never taking risks but she takes the biggest risk of her life to save a man from death and that puts her in his sights. One night of mistake and she disappears but now she has a child for him and she is determined to never let him know. Mirabella goes to Rome to plan the biggest wedding of her entire career but nothing prepares her for the shocking life she's about to experience.

It was a taboo… An attraction that should have been forbidden from the start. But he was gorgeous, sinfully attractive and insanely seductive. How was she supposed to resist him when those eyes made her skin burn? How was she supposed to walk away when his presence intoxicated her like a drug? Silver-streaked hair, full sleeve tattoos, piercings above those slashed brows and those mesmerizing seafoam eyes that made her whimper with every glance, Roman was her biggest fantasy. A forbidden fruit she couldn't even look at, unless… He offered her a taste. Even at that, there were so many ways this could go wrong… especially when he was married to another.

Nicolet Mae Talessdo, mabait, matlino at magandang bata. Sa napakamura nitong edad ay nakitaan na ito ng mga talent na higit para sa kanyang gulang. Ngunit sa kabila ng mga bagay na kanyang nakukuha at ibinibigay sa kanya ni Maeve, ang kanyang mommy, nanatiling kulang. Lumalaki si Nami na may pagtataka kung sino ang kanyang tunay na ama ngunit hindi iyon magawang sagutin ng kanyang ina. Gusto niya magkaroon ng ama tulad ng mga bata kung kaya nang sandaling makauwi sila ng kanyang Mommy Maeve sa Pilipinas ay agad niyang sinimulan ang paghahanap sa kanyang tunay na ama. Nang sandaling makita niya si Nicholas Sandoval, ang boss ng kanyang mommy, tinawag niya itong ‘Daddy’. Ano ang kaugnayan ni Nicholas kay Nami? Siya na ba ang tunay na ama ni Nami? Abangan ang mangyayari sa buhay ni Maeve at ang paghahanap ni Nami sa kanyang tunay na ama.

BRIX AEDAM CROMWELL, a young, handsome and hot CEO. Sa edad na thirty ay may matayog at nangungunang negosyo sa bansa, and he is certified womanizer. Kung maganda ka, pasok ka sa kaniyang maiikama. Paano kung dumating ang magpapatino sa kaniya? Hindi babaing puwede niyang mapaglalabasan ng init, kundi isang bata. A four year old girl, at sinasabing siya ang ama nito. How did that happen? "I used c*ndom and it's all branded. Hindi iyon mabubutas. Hindi naman puwedeng lumipad ang sperm ko sa matris ng nanay niya? Imposibleng anak ko iyan!" Pero, kamukha niya ito... "Bu*llshit na sperm! Pakalat-kalat kasi sa daan."

Angel Hale has spent her whole life worshipping one man. Vincent Hale. He was the man who adopted her after her parents died in a mysterious cold blooded murder by their enemies. To Angel, Vincent is perfection. His deep voice dampens her panties, his presence makes her knees go weak. She calls him Daddy, not by blood, but by obsession, desire, and the twisted bond she built around him since childhood. But Vincent has a dark secret, one that will turn Angel’s world upside down. Now she is stuck between two daddies. Uncle Daniel who wants to ruin her and Daddy who tells her she is his. Only his. But Angel cannot resist the desire of both men who want to claim her. Can she defy the Daddy she loved so blindly? Or will Daniel pull drag her back into his darkness forever? And even more terrifying… What will Daniel do when someone tries to take his doll away? Even if it’s his best friend. The war between Daddy and Uncle is coming—and Angel is the prize both are willing to spill blood to claim. PLEASE NOTE: This book is an extremely DARK EROTIC romance with HEAVY EXPLICIT scenes. The main characters are the villains you don’t want to cross paths with. Be warned!!!

Luna mengalami sebuah peristiwa yang membuat keluarganya didera sebuah masalah. Di tengah keputusasaan, Jonathan, seorang pria mapan dan misterius, datang menawarkan bantuan tak terduga. Namun, kebaikan Jonathan datang dengan syarat yang mengubah segalanya, Luna harus bersedia menikah dengannya. Pernikahan yang dilandasi keterpaksaan itu membawa Luna ke dalam kehidupan yang jauh berbeda, sekaligus menghadapi badai baru. Keluarga Jonathan menentang keras, memandang Luna yang jauh lebih muda hanya mengincar harta. Akankah sentuhan dan janji Jonathan cukup untuk menepis segala tuduhan, ataukah "pernikahan dadakan" ini justru akan menghancurkan keduanya?

Karena ketauan one night stand oleh sang ayah, Dave terpaksa di nikahkan dengan Rachel. Dave yang baru mengenal Rachel itu jadi membenci istri dadakannya. Ia menganggap Rachel telah merengut kebebasan dan segala hal yang dimilikinya. Padahal Rachel sendiri telah memiliki kekasih sebelum menikah dengan Dave. Lalu, apa yang akan terjadi pada pernikahan Dave dan Rachel kedepannya?

Your son’s life is on the line. The only way to save him? His biological brother’s blood. But when you track down the real father, you uncover a shocking twist: the clinic swapped the sperm—yours came from the wrong vault. And the donor? Your boss. 😳