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Rae just wanted to lose her virginity and forget the name of the boy who ruined her first time. So when her wild best friend dares her to visit Club Obsidian - a secret invite-only pleasure club where older men pick submissive girls for one unforgettable night - Rae agrees. She expected nerves. She expected heat. She didn’t expect a hot and sexy tattooed stranger in his forties with a tongue piercing, three rings, and a voice that could melt bone. He didn’t ask for her name. He just whispered, “Dance for me, kitten.” And by morning, Rae was ruined - in the best way possible. But her world shatters when she walks into her mother’s house… and finds him standing in the living room. Because the man who owned her body last night? Is her stepfather’s brother. Her step-uncle. Now he’s living in the pool house, teasing her at dinner, flexing shirtless by the pool, and whispering filthy things when no one’s around. He says it was supposed to be one night. But the way he touches her? The way he stares at her like he’s starving? He doesn’t want to let go. And neither does she. Even if it means losing everything.

Dunia Alina Dzakiya seketika hancur , disaat cinta pertamanya yaitu sang ayah berselingkuh dan meninggalkan dirinya dengan sang ibu. dan ketika tumbuh dewasa dia menikah dengan sahabatnya sendiri seorang pria bernama Raka yang sangat dia percaya akan mampu menjaga hatinya. keluarga mereka sangat harmonis, hingga Alina pun hamil anak pertama mereka. namun, hal itu ternyata tidak bertahan lama sebuah kenyataan pahit harus diterimanya ketika sang suami nyatanya juga berselingkuh dan mengulang luka batin Alina yg sempat sembuh karenanya. akankah Alina bertahan tanpa ada lagi kepercayaan cinta dihatinya atau menyerah, kembali membiarkan hidupnya mengalami apa yang ibunya rasakan dulu.

เคยได้ยินแต่คนอื่นเรียก Sugar Daddy ไม่คิดเลยว่าคำนี้มันจะดีมากกว่าที่ได้ยินมาซะอีก "เด็กขี้อ่อยต้องเจออะไรน๊า....เจอไอ้แก่นแข็งๆ นี้ฟาดปากหน่อยเป็นไงคะ"

Aku menemukan sebuah kapsul ruang angkasa di pedalaman hutan tidak jauh dari dimana aku tinggal. Kapsul ruang angkasa itu membentuk seorang anak perempuan aneh dengan telinga dan ekor mirip kucing. Dan dia entah kenapa memanggilku sebagai "Papa" Kenapa ini bisa terjadi??

Yasmin terpukul saat suaminya berselingkuh dengan seorang gadis seusia sang anak. Sementara Raka, mendapat gunjingan dari teman sekolah, karena sang ayah berselingkuh dengan teman satu sekolah Raka. Raka mencoba kuat, walaupun psikisnya terganggu. ia kuat, terkadang menangis dalam sepi.

Diam-diam Wahda ingin memberi kejutan pada suaminya yang bekerja di rumah sakit. Siapa sangka yang ia lihat perselingkuhan suaminya dengan masa lalu. Perseturuan terjadi dan kalimat cerai terucap. Tak lama Wahda keguguran yang menyebabkan masa iddahnya berakhir. Mantan suami menyesal, tetapi mereka tak boleh rujuk lagi karena masa iddah berakhir. Meski mantan suami menyesal dan mengejarnya, Wahda ingin move on. ia sudah terlalu lelah dengan sikap mantan suaminya yang acuh. Ia bisa bahagia dengan sendiri. Di sisi lain, dua orang sepupu pria yang sangat memanjakanya hingga kembali terlibat di dunia percintaan.

Harap bijak dalam memilih bacaan! Cerita ini mengandung banyak kata-kata kasar, konten sadis dan adegan dewasa! . . . Seorang gadis polos yang bertahan hidup dari perputaran nasib yang memaksanya untuk menjadi seorang Sugar Baby dari seorang monster berdarah dingin yang terkenal sangat kejam di dunia bawah tanah bernama Dante Prime. Akankah Lylia Prozky dapat bertahan dalam melewati banyak cobaan atas petualangannya menemukan cinta pertama? Belum lagi obsesi dan sifat posesif sang Sugar Daddy ketika Lylia dihadapkan dengan beberapa pria yang ternyata jatuh hati padanya. Akankah Lylia bisa selamat dari orang-orang yang mencoba menyakitinya? Ikuti terus perjalanan dan perjuangan cinta antara Baby Lylia dan Daddy Dante. . . Nb : Alur cerita menggunakan Point of View dari 2 karakter utama beserta Author sendiri (Dante, Lylia dan Author POV). Jadi jangan bingung! Rasakan serunya sensasi menjadi karakter tersebut!

"You want me to fuck you like a whore, is that it?" His eyes darkened as they narrowed on me while I swallowed hard, realizing I had been backed up against the edge of the desk as desire zinged through me. "Yes," I answered, breathlessly. He leaned forward slightly and I could feel his hot breath on my skin. I tried not to shiver at the sudden chill that ran through me. My eyes flitted up to meet his hazel orbs, they were burning with hunger and a dark fire. “My kitten…” He purred, tracing his hand over my boobs. The rattling sound of his belt was what I heard next. Bunching up my dress to my waist, the first slap landed on my ass cheeks eliciting a moan from me. Grabbing my waist, he plunged his cock into me in one harsh thrust. A soft whimper escaped my lips as he slammed into me again. ** ** ** When Angelina Bryant finds out her boyfriend who uses insensitive words on her was actually a cheat, and her best friend was a backstabber, it coincides with the period a new neighbor, Kade Ashton moves into the mansion opposite their house. They're unable to deny their chemistry and so they give in to the fire raging between them. When Elva Ashton who is Angelina's new bestie finds out she is f*cking her father, hell is let loose. What happens when everyone they hold dear is against their forbidden relationship? Will their love die out or make a strong comeback? Warning : This book is an age gap romance filled with explicit erotic content. If you aren't comfortable with rated scenes, kindly drop it, it's not too late. However if you choose to read this, prepare to be blown away by Angela and Kade's story.

Warnings: Mature mind only. Read with caution. “We can even make it a one-time thing.” She said, “We almost did this before...” But she quickly held herself and instead said, "My mom won’t even know a thing, I promise." She said, sounding really desperate. “There’s no way you won’t ask for more, Scarlett,” Adrian argued weakly. “Then I wouldn’t be in the wrong for doing that.” She maintained spiritedly. “I mean, why can’t you just leave my mom and date your age? Or do you think she’s dating only you? She’s got numerous men at her beck and call, and at the end of it all, she’s going to dump you. I am actually the one with the money.” “I don’t care about the money.” Adrian continued stubbornly. “I know this has nothing to do with true love. What exactly do you want from my mom? What do you have on her?” ~~~  Scarlet Davenport, a billionaire heiress and the only surviving daughter of a  widow and men-loving cougar; Vivian Davenport, wakes up to find Adrian Hartfield, the man whom she had an instant crush on after meeting at the club being introduced to her as her potential stepdad. She realizes for the first time in her young life that she might have to go against all odds to fight for her prince charming even if it means employing the art of seduction to get Adrian to her bed.   When hateful and numerous vile forces notice these weak spots in the family and decide to exploit them to their advantage, will Adrian and Scarlett realize their combined strength early enough? Would they overcome the odds?

They were my brother’s best friends—the HawkThorne brothers. Wealthy, ruthless, and filthy enough to make the whole city drop to its knees. I was the good girl once. The perfect wife. Until my husband had sex with half my office and shoved me into an open marriage I never asked for. One night at a bar was supposed to be my rebellion—a dirty little secret to make me forget. I never expected to run into them. Six years had made them look harder, darker, and so much hotter. I shouldn’t have let them touch me. Shouldn’t have let them ruin me against a bathroom sink with their filthy mouths and rough hands. Three men. One night. No promises. But the eldest HawkThorne pressed a card into my palm before I could slip away. I thought I could handle them. Thought I could survive their obsession. Now I’m learning there’s no such thing as just sex with the HawkThorne brothers. They don’t share. They claim. They corrupt. And they’re coming for every last filthy piece of me.