Dad Joke Pick Up Lines

Billionaire Elijah Warren may be a saint to everyone else but Coraline Baxter knew better. She knew the younger man was too good to be true and that no one was that perfect. He always treated her like she was trash anytime they met, with a smile on his perfect face. She tried to avoid him as much as she could but it was nearly impossible when he was best friends with her friends and he came to her place of work every day. Coraline's life hits rock bottom when her daughter needs surgery and she is desperate for money, Elijah offers her double the money she needs. All she has to do is one little thing which is to be his surrogate. Coraline is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Will she agree to be his surrogate to save her daughter's life or choose her pride and walk away?

Dunia Alina Dzakiya seketika hancur , disaat cinta pertamanya yaitu sang ayah berselingkuh dan meninggalkan dirinya dengan sang ibu. dan ketika tumbuh dewasa dia menikah dengan sahabatnya sendiri seorang pria bernama Raka yang sangat dia percaya akan mampu menjaga hatinya. keluarga mereka sangat harmonis, hingga Alina pun hamil anak pertama mereka. namun, hal itu ternyata tidak bertahan lama sebuah kenyataan pahit harus diterimanya ketika sang suami nyatanya juga berselingkuh dan mengulang luka batin Alina yg sempat sembuh karenanya. akankah Alina bertahan tanpa ada lagi kepercayaan cinta dihatinya atau menyerah, kembali membiarkan hidupnya mengalami apa yang ibunya rasakan dulu.

เคยได้ยินแต่คนอื่นเรียก Sugar Daddy ไม่คิดเลยว่าคำนี้มันจะดีมากกว่าที่ได้ยินมาซะอีก "เด็กขี้อ่อยต้องเจออะไรน๊า....เจอไอ้แก่นแข็งๆ นี้ฟาดปากหน่อยเป็นไงคะ"

Aku menemukan sebuah kapsul ruang angkasa di pedalaman hutan tidak jauh dari dimana aku tinggal. Kapsul ruang angkasa itu membentuk seorang anak perempuan aneh dengan telinga dan ekor mirip kucing. Dan dia entah kenapa memanggilku sebagai "Papa" Kenapa ini bisa terjadi??

Yasmin terpukul saat suaminya berselingkuh dengan seorang gadis seusia sang anak. Sementara Raka, mendapat gunjingan dari teman sekolah, karena sang ayah berselingkuh dengan teman satu sekolah Raka. Raka mencoba kuat, walaupun psikisnya terganggu. ia kuat, terkadang menangis dalam sepi.

Warnings: Mature mind only. Read with caution. “We can even make it a one-time thing.” She said, “We almost did this before...” But she quickly held herself and instead said, "My mom won’t even know a thing, I promise." She said, sounding really desperate. “There’s no way you won’t ask for more, Scarlett,” Adrian argued weakly. “Then I wouldn’t be in the wrong for doing that.” She maintained spiritedly. “I mean, why can’t you just leave my mom and date your age? Or do you think she’s dating only you? She’s got numerous men at her beck and call, and at the end of it all, she’s going to dump you. I am actually the one with the money.” “I don’t care about the money.” Adrian continued stubbornly. “I know this has nothing to do with true love. What exactly do you want from my mom? What do you have on her?” ~~~  Scarlet Davenport, a billionaire heiress and the only surviving daughter of a  widow and men-loving cougar; Vivian Davenport, wakes up to find Adrian Hartfield, the man whom she had an instant crush on after meeting at the club being introduced to her as her potential stepdad. She realizes for the first time in her young life that she might have to go against all odds to fight for her prince charming even if it means employing the art of seduction to get Adrian to her bed.   When hateful and numerous vile forces notice these weak spots in the family and decide to exploit them to their advantage, will Adrian and Scarlett realize their combined strength early enough? Would they overcome the odds?

"I think I love you. I will marry you," Damian's icy words froze Rose in her tracks. After their one-night stand, he had a change of heart. He found love elsewhere and was ready to wed someone else. But there was a twist—Rose was already carrying his child. With his mother on his side, he insisted she terminate the pregnancy. Through tearful pleas and gripping his legs, she begged him, "Please, forget about marriage and embrace your role as a father to this precious baby." However, fate had a surprise in store for her. When she discovered she carried not just one, but two babies in her womb, she made a life-altering decision—she ran away, vowing to never cross paths with him again. Five years passed, marked by her struggles, childbirth, and the relentless care she provided for her children. Then, unexpectedly, their paths converged once more. With a cool determination, she declared, "Sorry, sir, I am no longer your girl," plotting a scorching revenge. He pleaded for a second chance, but can he earn forgiveness and how?

“I want you to ruin me." He pulled back just enough to look at me, a slow, predatory smirk gracing his lips after I’d whispered in his ear. “Be careful what you wish for, little wolf,” he murmured, the name a dark caress. ************************ I vowed to stand by my Alpha. Until I discovered his secret. For six years, I believed my husband’s distance was because of his duty. I thought our cold, sexless marriage was my fault.I was wrong. The truth was on his phone, hidden in a cascade of messages that shattered my world. Now, the wife he ignored is gone. In her place, is a woman who has nothing left to lose. And when a devastating stranger with golden eyes offers me a night of reckless passion, I don’t say no. I ask him to ruin me. But my escape is short-lived. My one night stand is about to walk back into my life, and he’s the one man my husband should fear the most.

Delilah, a human chubby girl's life changes when she has a one-night stand, when she is drunk, with a guy named Dallin, who is also pretty wasted. Dallin, who she doesn't know is not only a Ceo of a multi-billionaire company befriends her despite the people in his ears criticizing the girl for being fat. Everything goes well until Dallin realizes the stupid, innocent girl has fallen in love with him, but he does not see her more than a friend as somewhere in his mind, he too thinks she is not his type. ... "Mommy, Why did daddy accept the other twin and not me? He didn't want me?" Hope whispered in her mouth, watching her mother's face with eyes full of tears. .... "Daddy, Why did mommy give me away and kept the other twin to herself? did she not like me? what made her chose between us?" Faith's lips quivered as she fought the tears in her eyes.

Harap bijak dalam memilih bacaan! Cerita ini mengandung banyak kata-kata kasar, konten sadis dan adegan dewasa! . . . Seorang gadis polos yang bertahan hidup dari perputaran nasib yang memaksanya untuk menjadi seorang Sugar Baby dari seorang monster berdarah dingin yang terkenal sangat kejam di dunia bawah tanah bernama Dante Prime. Akankah Lylia Prozky dapat bertahan dalam melewati banyak cobaan atas petualangannya menemukan cinta pertama? Belum lagi obsesi dan sifat posesif sang Sugar Daddy ketika Lylia dihadapkan dengan beberapa pria yang ternyata jatuh hati padanya. Akankah Lylia bisa selamat dari orang-orang yang mencoba menyakitinya? Ikuti terus perjalanan dan perjuangan cinta antara Baby Lylia dan Daddy Dante. . . Nb : Alur cerita menggunakan Point of View dari 2 karakter utama beserta Author sendiri (Dante, Lylia dan Author POV). Jadi jangan bingung! Rasakan serunya sensasi menjadi karakter tersebut!