Novel & Cerita Damon Salvatore Quotes Funny

I scream; my anxiety has me pacing in front of the toilet, nauseous, but for an entirely different reason now. Damon remains unphased by my meltdown, with an egotistical smile on his face, "don't forget you're the one who phrased it as a "magical penis," because I never will." He roars, with laughter, bending at the waist as he tries to calm the laughter shaking his body.

I shout. He ruffled his hair as he sat beside Niklaus. One and only Damon Mikealson decided to talk "Hey Queen Barbie, my name is still the same, still Damain, you look m --" "Violet will fucking kill you" I said cutting him off "She will fucking chop up your balls and feed it to the whales" "Damn, that's a little graphic and bloody" Damian winced, seating beside Xavier. "Her words not mine. Are you guys going to talk or what?" I asked impatient.

Damon let out a low, mocking chuckle, the deep sound vibrating in his massive chest as he crossed his thick, tattooed arms over his front. "Oh, yeah? What are you guys now? Grown women?" He snorted so loudly it made me completely pause, his grey eyes flashing with an arrogant, knowing amusement that made my blood boil. He shook his head, leaning his hip against the doorframe. "Please. You two still literally cry over stupid boys, whine about some random dude at college who didn't text you back, and you spend more time thinking about your outfits than actually saving or investing a single dollar. You're kids."

She watched him go, shaking her head, then looked at me. “You spoil them,” she said. “They’re learning,” I replied. Mara sighed. “You always defend people.” “Someone should,” I said. “Not everyone knows how to survive yet.” She looked at me for a long second, then smirked. “You sound like him.” I glanced at her. “Like who?” “Damon,” she said. “Always calm, always forgiving.” I hesitated before answering. “Maybe that’s not a bad thing.” Mara shrugged. “I didn’t say it was.”

Dante’s expression barely changed, unimpressed as ever, his voice coming out flat and dry as he replied, “Careful, I can still throw a punch even like this.” Samson let out another low, amused laugh, clearly entertained rather than threatened. And somehow, despite everything, the sound pulled a small reluctant smile out of Jem too. That seemed to interest Samson even more. “So it’s true,” Samson said lightly while slipping one hand into his pocket. “You’re one of the very few people on earth capable of making Dante Williams look remotely human.” “Samson,” Dante warned calmly. “What?” Samson replied innocently. “I’m being polite.”

“I’m scared.” Damon crossed his arms and gave Lucas a long look. “He has good taste, then.” Lucas gasped dramatically. “Was that a joke, Damon? Is the scary Alpha finally developing a sense of humor?” “I’m funny,” Damon muttered. “You’re funny-looking,” Lucas shot back.

“It fits your daughter very well.” “She is my precious gem,” Salvatore grinned. “La mia gemma preziosa.” “Well, that gives us some more names to think about,” I expressed. The servers came out with dessert at that moment: chocolate soufflé. “You could be like a weird actor couple and name your kid something bizarre like souffle,” Dante laughed. I shot him the dagger eyes. “Just kidding!” He laughed even harder. “Don’t rile up the pregnant woman, Twerkley,” Kimmy said, smacking him.

Salvatore POV The look on Allesandro's face made me chuckle, I could feel it just like daggers being thrown at me. If he was going to act so petty, I was going to make sure that there was no way I would back down either, Don Salvatore wasn't one to back down. "He is acting just like a spoiled child whose favorite toy has been taken away" Eduardo mocked, before laughing out loud at Allesandro who had his fist tightened into a ball.

He immediately started pulling his phone out of his pocket. "Boss," Salvatore said, his voice strained as he tried not to laugh. "You have a—" "A what?" "There's a—" Salvatore raised his camera. "Salvatore, if you take that photo—" Too late. The shutter clicked. Salvatore didn't look sorry; instead, he burst into a genuine laugh—something Dante hadn't heard from him in years. "What," Dante asked, "is on my head?"

After classes were over , i told Dona about everything, about Damon Sorrentino , the interview , the investment . " Damon Sorrentino!? Seriously!? "she said in a loud tone . "Yes ... why?"i asked her . " He's like the hottest man ever , he's handsome , sexy , rich and perfect "she said . " Of course you would say that " i said ; "Anyway i should get going I don't wanna be late "