Novel & Cerita Damon Salvatore Quotes Funny

) She teased him. Damon threw his head back not knowing if he should laugh or cry, never thought that he will be doing all this with his girl. "Achha suno, ek baat puchu?" (Okay listen, can I ask you something?) She asked again with a naughty grin. "Nhi!" (No!) He smirked knowing she would ask now. "Sach sach batana, insaan khate ho na... Isliye you are so strong." (Tell me honestly, you eat humans... That's why you are so strong.)

I remarked, a hint of sarcasm in my tone. Damien smirked, his confidence unwavering. "I'm sure they'll be thrilled. And if not, well, we'll just have to charm them into submission." I laughed at his response, feeling a sense of camaraderie with him. "I like the way you think, Damien. Looks like we're in for quite the adventure." Raising his glass, Damien offered a toast to our future together. "To adventure, then. May it be filled with laughter, love, and maybe just a hint of chaos."

It was like he was hiding something. “Donovan wants peace! He wants to talk! Can you believe it?” I forced a smile, nodding. “It’s… surprising,” I said in my most diplomatic voice. “Surprising? It’s fucking mind blowing!” Salvatore laughed, causing himself to gag again. He caught his breath before continuing. “I told you. I said he wouldn’t last a week, and now he wants to negotiate!?” He broke out into laughter once more, causing him to double over in pain.

Damien’s voice was unnaturally calm, but it cut through the silence like a razor’s edge. Caruso laughed, pulling me to my feet and dragging me in front of him, a cold pistol suddenly pressed against my temple. “Salvatore! So glad you could make it. I was worried your broken heart might have slowed you down.” “Last chance,” Damien said, taking a slow step forward, Marco fanning out to his right.

I say and he laughs for the umpteenth time. Surely, I’m not that funny. “You’re right,” he says, but in a more serious tone, he speaks again. “I’m alive today because of you. I might be an evil person, but I will never forget the person that saved my life.” “Thank you,” I breathe. “Alright. I’ll make the call. And don’t worry, I’ll tell him you’re one of my best. Trained well, loyal, discreet, and expensive.” For Salvatore, everything eventually boils down to money.

Cynthia giggled . " What's so funny about this now ?" asked Damon turning the music low . "Damon a pice of advise please nevr try to be a singer in your life ." said Cynthia . " Oh shutup ain't i great at it , i was thinking of singing as my career ." said Damon sarcastically . " Yeah sure i belive there will be miilions of people at your concert ." added Cynthia sarcastically still trying hard to control her laughter . " Well even if they don't i 'll compel them ." said Damon with an evil smirk.Cynthia shook his head narrowing her eys giving a no-one-can-help-you-damon reaction . Damon smiled .

Damon chuckled at her babyish attitude . " Do you know you could really get fat at the rate which you are going " he asked with a smirk . Quinn paused as she blinked her eyes . " Yes babe .it's junk you know " Damon said smiling at her silly nature . " You are not going to break up with me if I get fat right" she asked batting her eyelashes . " No I won't but you won't even like yourself fat " He replied holding her hands softly . " Dont be scared babe , go on ,have some more icecream " he added .

Now, he was beginning to sound like a secretary who was fed up with his employer's shit. "I should've left with my damsel when I had the chance. You're lucky Sarah here is such a darling...No...wait..." He backtracked through his words. "Did I just say 'darling'? I take that back. She's a monster." He placed a huge amount of emphasis on the last word. Damon's eyebrows quirked up in confusion. "What are you even saying?” "Fine, don't believe me. But let me warn you...Never, and I mean never touch her Nutella....otherwise, you'd better get ready to play hide and seek with flying knives."

He may have been young, but he wasn't stupid. "…. You're joking right." To Damon's irritation, his company's features stood in marbled stone. "Your injuries don't stop at your knees, I'm trying to finish the job. Now stop acting like a child." Damon look scandalized. "Fat chance! I'm not taking off my pants in public let alone in front of some guy whose name I don't even know! I may be an orphan but I know stranger danger!"

“ That kid is indeed interesting . “ said mr Adam with a pleased smile when seeing Antonio’s composure . “ You sure are enjoying the situation . “ said Damian with half a smile . “ Oh , I sure am son . “ said mr Adam amused by the whole situation . “ Damian , is what madam Laura said true ? “ asked madam Diana . “ Haaah ! Yes ! Antonio saved me that day . “ said Damian . The moment he admitted it , Antonio also nodded his head while madam Laura became even more annoyed . “ I…..can’t believe my ears . You brat ! “ said madam Diana angry . “ Boy , I gotta film this and look at it for the next decade to come . “ said mr Adam thinking of this as a game . “ Dad ! “ said Damian who couldn’t stand