Dark Humour Meaning Novels & Stories

THE GAME SERIES Book 1 out of 5 "So better be wise enough in playing because this is much more exciting than her game." Si Akemi Sean Lee, isang babaeng nagmahal, nasaktan at maghihiganti. Matapos ang trahedyang itinuring bangungot sa tanang buhay niya, binago niya ang sarili sa dating siya. Nagsikap, nagtapos, at nagpakadalubhasa siya sa New York sa engineering. Makalipas ang limang taon, bumalik siya ng Pilipinas. Wiser. Bolder. Braver. Bumalik siya para sa tatlong taong nagsukdol sa kanya sa kahirapan. Mata sa mata. Ngipin sa ngipin. Puso sa puso. Nagbalik siya para sa kanyang laro—ang laro ng paghihiganti. Pero sadyang mapaglaro ang tadhana. Sa kanyang laro, may malaking bagay pa siyang matutuklasan. Isang bagay na dudurog muli sa kanyang puso at pagkatao. Paano niya kaya haharapin at malalagpasan ang larong inakala niyang kanya?

When her mother got hospitalized and her father left them, Dahlia Ramirez had no other choice but to work numerous jobs to provide for her family. In the middle of her miserable life, a man named Azriel Soriano, a rich mobster, suddenly comes in and offers her a wedding proposal in which she declines immediately. But sudden problems flood in until Dahlia is left with no choice but to sign the contract. Will she regret her decision and leave him? Or will she fall in love and stay by his side as THE MOBSTER's EMPRESS?

Farrah Louise Alvarez, a 23 years old optimistic woman who fell in love with a mafia boss. Nasaksihan niya kung gaano ka-brutal pumatay ng tao ang taong nagugustuhan niya, ngunit mas lalo pa siyang nahulog dito sa halip na katakutan niya ito. Siya rin ay gumaganap na isang ina sa isang batang kan'yang inampon. Grayson Harvey Lewis, the 28-year old Mafia boss, and the ruthless man that can kill anyone except the innocent ones. Kaya niyang patayin ang sinumang humarang sa kan'yang mga plano at ang mga traydor sa kan'yang paligid. Lalo pa't kailangan niyang malaman ang nangyari sa kan’yang ama at hanapin ang bangkay nito. Sa pagku-krus ng landas ng dalawa ay parehong nag-iba ang takbo ng kanilang buhay. Humingi ng pabor si Gray kay Farrah na magpanggap na asawa nito kapalit nang pananatili niya sa bahay nito upang hindi makuha ng kan’yang madrasta ang lahat ng pinaghirapan ng kan’yang ama. Ngunit sa kabila ng kanilang pagpapanggap ay hindi inaasahan ng dalawa na magkakaroon sila ng mas malalim pang ugnayan. Lalo na’t isa sa layunin ni Farrah ay ang mabihag ang puso ni Gray. Magpatuloy pa kaya si Farrah na pa-ibigin si Gray sa kabila nang mga darating na mga problema sa buhay nila? Ang pagpapanggap ba nila ang magiging susi tungo sa inaasam nilang layunin?

{Warning: Some chapters of this story, entails erotic and matured contents. Read as your own dim fit, or at your own detriment. Consider this an authors advise.} "Then I realize what it is. It's him. Something about him makes me feel like I am about to fall. Or turn into liquid. Or burst into flames." * * * Amethyst Villarreal had been secretly in love with her best friend - Sebastian Almonte. But something between her dream to win the heart of the man she love. Pietho, her cousin who is her best friends fiance. Alam n'ya na mali ang mahalin ito ngunit ayaw paawat ng kan'yang puso. She tried to hide it, even if it pains her the most, but she couldn't believe and never expected that Wade Harris Coleman - Seb's best man, knows her romantic feelings toward her best friend since then. Ngunit sa kabila ng inis n'ya rito ay natagpuan n'ya ang kan'yang sarili na ibinubuhos dito ang lahat ng sakit na dinaramdam n'ya sa mahabang panahon. And the next morning she found herself next to his bed . Now, how was she going to get out of that mess? ✓ Collaboration Series of PaperInk Publishing House ✓ Not for minors

" IF LIFE GIVE YOU SH*TS, BE A BIGGER SH*TS!" - Agatha Revenge is not for everyone, life messes up all the time, but if you're brave enough to face the world, you'll become unstoppable. How would you survive if everyone around you is killing you slowly, what will you do if everything around you is all a lie. How will Agatha survive the struggle? Will she overcome everything and comeback and seek for revenge

"asan ako!!.wait ...gosh ..awws aray!" dahang tumumayo si Zaira pababa sa kama .Hindi niya matandaan ang nangyari lahat kagabi ang tanging naalala niya lang ay nagkayayaan silang mag bar ng mga kaibigan niya dahil ang isa sa kanila ay broken dahil hindi siya umiinum ng alak ay naimpluwensyahan siya ng mga kaibigan na maparami ng inum .Hanggang doon lang ang naalala niyang pangyayari. Pagsipat niya sa banyo ay nakailaw ito dahil ang pintuan nito ay puting salamin. "awww ..hindi na ako virgin!" nangingiyak niyang pinulot ang nagkalat na damit sa sahig. "panty ko !!" mas umiyak siya sa nakitang panty nito na sirang sira. "sino ka bang lalaki ka at ang hars mong tanggalin sirain tong panty ko!" masamang tingin ang pinukol niya sa banyo at nagmadaling sinuot ang kanyang dress .Nanlalamig ang kanyang pagkababae dahil s hangin na pumapasok nito mula sa ibaba wala siyang panty kaya medyo ilang siyang maglakad lalo masakit ang kanyang pagkababae. Kinuha niya ang mahabang coat ng lalaki at inamoy. "not bad..andito sa pinas pero naka coat ..ano siya billionaire!" bilis siyang lumabas mula sa kwarto at bilis lumabas. Tumingala siya at nakita ang " Romantic Hotel" alinlangan siyang napangiwi. Nakasakay siya agad ng taxi. Paglabas mi Kyler sa banyo ay nadatnan ng wala ang babaeng pinagsawahan niya. Natuwa siya sa babae dahil virgin pa ito at aggresibo din. "pwedeng malaman name ng babaeng regalo niyo sa akin?".Bungad niya sa kausap "bro sorry .Akala namin nakarating yung babaeng regalo namin sayo hindi pala Naaksidente si Mika kaya hindi siya nakarating .I dont know her!" .lumunok siya at huminga ng malalim. Pinulot niya ang sirang panty ng babae at natawa siya dito. "hahanapin kita " bulong ng kanyang isip.

Biglang nagulo ang tahimik na pamumuhay ni Anastasia nang dumating ang bago niyang kapit-bahay na si Crisanto. Tuwing gabi, nagdadala ito ng babae sa kabilang kwarto na dahilan para mabulabog hindi lang ang pagtulog niya kundi maging ang kanyang nananahimik na virginity. Hanggang sa bigla na lang siyang naipit sa nag-uumpugang mga bato nang sapilitan siyang gawing nobya ni Crisanto, ang brusko at dominante pero hot niyang bagong kapit-bahay. Ngunit sa pagdating ng binata ay kasabay rin ng pagdating ng malalaking pagsubok at trahedya sa kanyang buhay. With her life at stake, love was the last thing on her mind. But then, how can she afford to love Crisanto kung malalaman niyang sangkot pala ito sa pagkawala ng kanyang mga magulang? Who is Crisanto at bakit ito biglang sumulpot na lang sa kanyang buhay?

Si Mikaela ay inampon ng isang misteryosong lalaki noong siya ay bata pa. Ngunit paano kung ang inaakala niyang mysterious daddy ay hindi pa matanda taliwas sa ini-imagine niya? Paano kung umibig siya sa lalaki unang beses pa lang niya itong nakita? Paano rin kung ang taong kaniyang iniibig ay may masama palang intensiyon sa kaniya?

Ga-eul was born in the lowest class status in Joseon. He belonged to the cheonmin or vulgar commoners—like butchers, shoemaker, shamans, magicians, etc. He never had a real name since he was born. Ga-eul was the one that is use to call him because of it's literal meaning that a baby boy born during fall. His family earns a living by performing at town alleys and even in gisaeng's places—typically located near the center of a town. After the early death of their parents, Ga-eul was forced to work harder for him and his sister to survive. Being a performer is not enough that's why he was urged to enter the gisaeng—trained to be courtesans, a prostitute, especially one with upper-class clients—world even though he is a male. He knows that he has a soft heart like a woman but doesn't want to be one. The life of Ga-eul is indeed miserable and unfortunate. He is literally going crazy on how he can managed to send his sister into a hospital—who has a osteosarcoma—tumor in the bone. A huge amount of money is needed for his sister's recovery. One night, while having a mental breakdown, he went to the gisaeng house to plead for his advance payment but the head gisaeng threw him outside. He cried out but then, a nobleman in his 20s approach and asked him to come inside again. He never knew that the nobleman was also struggling in a problem. He thought that the nobleman was just like the other middle class people. He plead but the nobleman offer him a huge amount of money. All he need to do is to marry him. The money offered was extremely helpful to resolve his problem, but should he really let the nobleman buy him?

The story of PRINCESS BLYTHE SAMANA "Please forgive me princess, h-hindi ko sinasadya" nauutal na saad nito "H-hindi mo sinasadya? How could you f*cking say that you didn't mean to hurt me when in fact you choose to hurt me! " panunumbat ba saad ko dito. "believe me Blythe, p-please b-believe m-me" naluluhang saad nito habang nagmamakaawang paniwalaan ko siya. "two years dark, I've fcking suffer for two years just to say I'm fine! And now you want me to believe your lies? That you didn't mean to hurt me? Do you really want me to believe that? Tell me dark how can I believe the person who gave me so much pain? " naluluhang saad ko. "Get out Mr. Enozarde before I lose my temper " malamig na saad ko. "I love you princess, I will always do" puno ng emosyong saad nito. Tiningnan ko muna ito sa mga mata niya bago magsalita. "I don't love you anymore dark because whe the day I let you free is the day I totally hate you at wala akong nararamdamang iba ngayon kundi pagkamuhi sayo" malamig na saad ko dito. Tiningnan muna ako nito bago lumabas ng opisina ko. Pagkasarado nito ng pinto ay tuluyan ng dumaloy ang mga luha na kanina ko pa pinipigilan. Minahal kita, minahal kita ng sobra pero iyon ang pinakamalaking pagkakamaling nagawa ko dahil sa sobrang pagmamahal ko sayo nasira ang buhay ko, ang buong buhay ko. Bakit dark? Bakit mo ako nagawang saktan samantalang ang ginawa ko lang naman ay mahalin ka ng higit sa sarili ko. May mali rin ako dahil minahal kita at binigay ang lahat sayo. You really made me into mess dark and now its time for you to pay everything.