Deadpool Insults Novels & Stories

“Mooove it along, bitch!” “Seems originality is dead.” I groan, exasperated, with this repetitive conversation. “Seriously, it’s been two years of the same shitty insults. Come up with better material.” “What we lack in creativity,” Claudia’s minion says, flipping her hair over her shoulder. “We make up in effectiveness.”

But here it was, happening right before me. "I can't believe she's this desperate" a loud voice came through from the crowd. "Wow! What a shameless slut." another said. "I am glad he didn't fall for lies" "It's a good thing he exposed her." "What a cheap slut" "She must be a weakling!" "This family is a disgrace to our pack." The insults kept coming and I couldn't be any more humiliated.

someone said disdainfully. “How dare you insult an Immortal Doctor?” The young man standing in between Carol and Hosiah snorted coldly before pointing at the man who spoke. “Immortal Doctors are not to be insulted. Those who do so will be punished. You have actually insulted Immortal Doctors by saying they’re inferior to ordinary doctors. That’s unforgivable. You can only redeem your sins by dying,” he said. Everyone was speechless. The young man sounded extremely arrogant. He was giving someone a death sentence.

"And you... you're nothing but an animal trying to wear a man’s skin." The insult fans the fire in my chest. I drive him backward, my blade grazing his ribs. He staggers, cursing, and for the second time, the ungrateful motherfucker pictures his death. "You’re finished," I say, pressing the advantage. "Yield... or bleed." But I can react, Diego kicks sand straight into my face. The grit freaking burns my eyes. I stumble, blinded, and in that heartbeat of weakness, he slams his sword into mine, knocking it from my hands.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Stupid guy! He didn't just tag alone, he also stated some words; 'When you meet the right, hot, person. You've got it all. Fuck that useless git.' Wow. Useless? Git? Fuck? This guy was so stupid. He didn't have to insult me so bad. He at least knew I was so emotional. But duh, he didn't even care about my feelings. He was indeed a really smart, and pretentious guy. He played so bad. But thankfully, I didn't release my gem to him.

Not literally. "Lady, have you seen me? I think you were talking about yourself." He replied. If he thinks he can win this, he sure is wrong. "Dude, I would slap you but that would be animal abuse." I insulted right back. "Did you come on T.V? Cause I am sure I saw you on Animal Planet." "I was gonna give you a nasty look, but it seems like you already have one." "If you spoke your mind, you would be speechless."

He says sardonically. “You won’t get away with this.” I cry out and spit in his face. My mother always did tell me that spitting in someone’s face was the filthiest insult you can make. Mikal runs his thumb over the spit on his cheek and brings it to his mouth, sucking it dry. “You're a fucking nut job.” I cry out in dismay. “That’s what they all tell me lately.” His eyes harden. “But they don’t know a damn thing about me.” He laughs as his face turns bright red, causing a sudden outbreak of goosebumps to crawl over my entire body.

“From a grown woman to a kid, huh? How pathetic.” Did this weirdo dirtbag just call me pathetic?! I'd received more insults from him in a day than I have in my entire life! Just who the heck did he think he was? “You're the pathetic one!” I yelled, losing my temper. “Your family couldn't face the Diablos head-on, so they're using a poor innocent girl as bait. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Bunch of yellow-bellied chickens! Is that how your family operates? I wouldn't—”

he yelled with anger. I was taken aback cos I couldn't believe that despite his condition, he is not remorseful and had the effrontery to insult me. "After trying to kidnap my innocent kids, how dare you insult me!" I spat. "Why won't I insult you, huh? Am I not right in calling you a wicked witch? You used your evil power to stop our car and now you have frozen the three of us like statues. If you know what is good for you, you better unfreeze me and my colleagues. You stupid bitch!" he bellowed and spat on my face.