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Ten years after he took over as the Alpha of the Mystic Pack, Alpha Adan Stone Robinson has yet to find his mate. With the clock ticking down and the desire to produce an heir, he was left with no choice but to find a suitable breeder. An Omega would be a perfect choice—someone who could give him a son and would not make his life complicated. Born to a Demon Prince and an Omega/rogue she-wolf, Lucija (Lucia) never wanted the Demon Princess life she had. In her attempt to run away from the underworld, she found herself thrown into the world of the wolves, the only realm her father told her never to cross. With her demon power suppressed, it was too late now to turn her back on the world her species hated the most. Now, she's at the mercy of the famous Alpha of the Mystic Pack - whose sole goal was to make her his perfect breeder.  ***** Book 1: Beneath Her Darkness COMPLETED Book 2: Braving The Darkness (also attached to this book) COMLPETED Book 3: Beyond The Darkness (coming soon)

Lila was devastated when Seth King, her husband, broke the news of his affair to her on their anniversary. The night she was going to tell him she was expecting his child, he did not only humiliate her in front of the entire guests and family, but also handed to her the divorce papers. He was in love with her best friend and cousin. Lila runs away and had a horrific car accident that was planned by a loved one, leaving her devastated and enraged. Five years later a changed Lila reappears stronger than ever and with a lethal revenge plot. She had married his filthy rich cousin for revenge. But Seth makes a valiant effort to win her back, will she is accept him back just to have her revenge or give him another chance at love?

The plot unfolded, and the creature named beastman appeared. Conal is the only Werewolf cub who regains consciousness but is held captive by hunters. During the auction, Conal was bought by Louis. After a period of taming, Conal accepted Louis's interest. The secret of the beastman's appearance is revealed, and a war between the government and the people behind it all is revealed. The real secret of space is gradually revealed, who is Conal?

On-hold Everything changed for the beautiful werewolf princess Annalise when Alpha Zyn and his troops landed in her village. After killing her entire family and burning down her village he decided to make her his Luna because only then can he gain access to the great power she possesses as the last golden wolf. By making Annalise his Luna, a love triangle was formed, on one point of the triangle is Alpha Zyn (the ruthless alpha) on the other point is Annalise (his Luna) and then there is Liam (Alpha Zyn’s secret lover who also happens to be Annalise’s predestined mate). For sanity to be restored one person would have to leave the triangle. Who would it be?

Young Elise of the Von Schillers was sent to Giancarlo so he can mentor her secretly. A cynic to love, she manages to draw him in with her innocent charm and cheeky wit, and it is seriously impairing his duties. ELISE SOLER is dreading the day she must face the world as a Von Schiller. But so far she's been distracted by her over-protective and uber-hot mentor, Giancarlo, who is sweetly serious about his responsibilities that it’s driving her nuts. She's never believed the nasty rumors about his connection to a secret and exclusive club that caters to the darkest secrets of tortured souls because, under his blanket of protection, she's never felt more safe. But when he himself confesses about The Secret Sins Club, she has to step back and see with unbiased eyes the real man lurking behind the beautiful mask ...

Tabitha and Sage met in an unexpected situation and ended up in a twisted game of chaos and carnage. After harvesting her sweet potatoes, Tabitha stops by the river to take a bath but while enjoying the fresh cold water she ended up meeting a wounded drop-dead gorgeous man. Little did she know that bumping into him will completely blow her peaceful life. Sage Magnus Lancaster, is the possessor of Lancaster Empire and the boss of the underground organization called Black Squadron. They are a merciless and bloodshed group that eliminates those who threaten Lancaster Empire.

Eddie's father died when he was 12 years old leaving him to provide for the family. His mother was blind, and he had a little sister named Carol. Eddie was convicted of killing a farmer with his BB Gun while hunting rabbit. Eddie was sent to prison. While in prison he meets Daisy that loved him like a son. Daisy was determined to help Eddie prove he is innocent. Carol becomes ill when Eddie is in prison. Eddie finds a way to visit Carol. Eddie never gives up on returning home to his mother and Carol.

Five years after the death of his fated mate, Alpha Blade found himself lost in the abyss of life. He had abandoned his pack and chose to lead a mercenary life to avenge the death of Soledad, his fated mate. But even after justice was served, he felt empty, and the need to take more lives had become his way of life. With too much blood in his hands, he became ruthless and cold-hearted, with no direction, no goal, and no will to survive—until destiny decided to play a cruel joke on him and gave him a light witch for a second-chance mate.  Confused and not wanting to betray the memory of his first mate, Blade fought against the new bond the Goddess gave him, only to find himself being drawn more to the young witch who was slowly lighting up the darkness surrounding him. But when lies, betrayals, and secrets come to light, will their bond survive the test of fate, or will the truth spiral them into the darkness lurking behind the shadow?  ***** BEYOND THE DARKNESS: The Alphas Little Witch is the third installment of the INTO THE DARKNESS SAGA. To understand the world I created, I highly suggest reading the first two books, also available on Goodnovel/Buenovela/Meganovel. INTO THE DARKNESS SAGA BENEATH HER DARKNESS: The Alpha's Little Demon BRAVING THE DARKNESS: One Night With the Demon King (attached to the book Beneath Her Darkness - after its epilogue) BEYOND THE DARKNESS: The Alpha's Little Witch ***** For updates and teasers, follow me on my I G and F B  - author.cassa.m / www.facebook.com/groups/cassandra.m.world

Dark Mafia Scene “Who laid a hand on you? Dallion's voice was low, cold, and dangerous. His dark gaze bore into her, daring her to stay silent. When she didn’t respond, the tension snapped like a whip, his voice booming through the room, “Who?” The butler, standing rigid against the wall, swallowed hard before stammering out the words, “It... it was Mr. Rivers, sir.” The atmosphere turned deadly as Dallion's jaw clenched, fury igniting in his eyes. “Bring him to me.” The butler’s eyes widened in fear. “N-now, sir? It’s... it’s late.” Dallion's hand, once braced against the wall near her head, slowly curled into a fist. His eyes never left her face, his possessiveness was palpable. Without looking at the butler, his voice dropped to a lethal calm, “Do you need a better time? Or shall I break your legs to teach you urgency?” The butler didn’t need any more encouragement. He fled the room, returning twenty minutes later with a trembling Mr. Rivers. “Dallion, my friend, what’s all this about?” Rivers began, his voice casual as if nothing was amiss. But Dallion wasn't’t here for pleasantries. His eyes slid to the knife stabbed into the apple on the table, and in one fluid motion, he yanked it free, the blade glinting in the dim light. Without a word, Dallion grabbed Rivers outstretched hand, slamming it onto the table. The sharp scream that followed echoed in the room as Dallion, with one swift movement, sliced through the man’s fingers. Blood splattered across the polished wood as Rivers screamed in agony, clutching his mutilated hand. “No one touches what belongs to me,” Dallion's voice was eerily calm, his expression devoid of any sympathy.

O dom de ouro é capaz de transformar seus pensamentos em realidade, ou seja, ele pode realizar todos os seus desejos. Porém, para consegui-lo você deve ser a pessoa mais amada por um dos cinco portadores existentes no universo, e esse portador deve morrer. Emi Sanada é uma jovem depressiva que recebeu o dom de ouro após a morte de seu ex-namorado Norio Shinohara. Mesmo podendo realizar todos os seus desejos, ela não pode trazer Norio de volta, então ela decide se vingar de quem o matou. O misterioso Ryo Takashi lhe informou que a assassina de Norio é sua colega de classe, Miu Furukawa, que também possui o dom. Emi decide Miu a qualquer custo, mas a chegada de seu ex-cunhado, Shoutaro Shinohara faz ela mudar de ideia. Ele decide ajuda-la a investigar melhor. Além de Miu, existem muitos outros suspeitos, como a misteriosa Ayumi Tadashi, que ninguém sabe de onde veio nem como recebeu o dom, Tomoya Mayama, o melhor amigo de Norio e pretendente de Miu, Erio Kogane o protetor do dom, e o próprio Ryo Takashi. Muitas coisas estão má explicadas nessa história, Emi e Shoutaro precisam entender o que aconteceu, e quem sabe, encontrar uma forma de trazer Norio de volta.