Dirty Little Johnny Jokes Collection Novels & Stories

This is a reverse-harem, coming-of-age story about a girl who discovers her true power when she escapes heartbreak and moves far away from everything she knew in the bustling city of LA, to the wild redwoods of Northern California. A modern twist on “Little Red Riding Hood,” Rosalynd Reid will need to choose who to love and trust--her hunky werewolf, the reclusive artist billionaire/secret leprechaun, or the wise professor/Coven Leader sent to guide her in the ways of magic. She will find some parts of magic are beautiful, and others dark. She will learn to love the trees from the local werewolf pack as their future luna, and the ways of earth magic and sexual energy from the witches. Her leprechaun lover will teach her about all the hidden riches in the community and will open her eyes to the exciting lifestyle of a country billionaire. In the end, after many trials, adventures, and flirtations, she will discover her power and find true happiness with the men of her dreams.

In the glittering world of high fashion, SPENCER HAYES, A 25 years old. is a name that stands out. Sassy, unapologetically gay, and fiercely independent, Spencer is the vibrant force behind his own fashion empire. But his life takes a dark turn when he witnesses something that shakes him to his core-the murder of a man at the hands of his best friend's brother, DMITRI ROMANOV. To the world, Dmitri is the suave COO of the prestigious Romanov Empire, but beneath the polished exterior lies a far more dangerous reality. He is the elusive mastermind behind the ROAR mafia, a ruthless criminal organization that rules the underworld with an iron fist. Despite his cold, calculating demeanor, Dmitri has a secret-he's been watching Spencer from afar, drawn not just to his beauty but to his untold past. When the two men collide, it sparks a dangerous game of power, passion, and revelation. As Dmitri seeks to uncover Spencer's deepest secrets, their connection intensifies, blurring the lines between love and control. Dmitri's dark world of violence and strategy contrasts sharply with Spencer's glamorous life, yet together, they form an undeniable bond that neither can escape.

“Would you do anything for me my little wolf?” Alpha Alexandro asked, I nodded scared out of my mind. Saying yes to Alpha Alexandro is the only thing that keeps me from his punishment. He moved closer to me, his lips grazed mine, his hand traveled up my thigh. “Would you die for me?” He asked again, I froze… *** Valencia is an abomination that should not exist, she is the human-werewolf daughter of a hated outcast. This abomination, Valencia, is an orphan who is hated by all the members of her pack for being cursed. In order to get rid of her, her aunt sold her to a werewolf from another pack the day before she is supposed to be linked to her predestined mate. She moves to this new pack and is suprised to find out that it is actually the alpha of the pack, Alpha Alexandro who had sent for her. The ruthless Alpha tells her about his plan to have her killed and sacrificed to the moon goddess because only then can he get linked to the she-wolf he truly loves, Sheila. Valencia is terrified and helpless in the situation so she silently awaits her death. When Alpha Alexandro found out that Valencia is his fated mate he becomes furious and assures her that she would still be sacrificed regardless, however during the time before the sacrifice Alpha Alexandro spends some time with her, he slowly starts to get attached to her. Alpha Alexandro is left with just two choices, it’s either he continues with his initial plan of killing Valencia or he gives their growing love a chance. What would he do? Read to find out!

*Warning* This book contains explicit content and it's rated 18+. They can be read as standalone as they are all age-gap romances. Hope y'all are ready for a pleasant ride. xoxo. "Oh, please, sir. Please, fuck me!" I screamed in delirium. The heat from him disappeared for a moment, and I was sad and scared. Where did he go? What had I done wrong now? But he returned, sheathed and ready to plunge into me. "Oh, thank God," I said breathlessly. He chuckled a little; slowly he slid in, adjusting me on the sink, aligning me to his dick. Each thrust sent me further into a manic need to come. Perhaps I was screaming, because his hand covered my mouth. For a brief moment, I was frightened. I was panting so hard it blocked my need to breathe, but then his voice was in my ear. "Come for me, bluebird."

They called me wolf less. Weak. Worthless. In the Bloodstone Pack, that’s as good as a death sentence—except mine has been slow, drawn out in whispers, cold stares, and the sharp edges of my family’s contempt. My mate, the one the Moon Goddess chose for me, humiliated me in front of the entire pack before turning his back. So I did what no one expected. I left. One reckless night in a bar far from home, I met a stranger with eyes like winter storms. I should have walked away, but pain has a way of making you reckless—and desire has a way of making you forget. By morning, I was gone, certain I’d never see him again. But fate is cruel and relentless. The stranger was no ordinary wolf—he was the Lycan King, and I was his mate. Now he’s hunting me, not just for the bond that ties us, but for something more… because something woke inside me that night. My wolf. My power. And possibly, our child. The world I ran from is nothing compared to the enemies closing in now—family who’d rather see me broken, a sister who thrives on my misery, and a rival king who would burn kingdoms to claim what’s his. The closer Jake gets, the more I wonder if the greatest danger I face isn’t the people hunting me… but the darkness I’ve carried all along.

“Hands on the wall, and stick your perfect ass out for me,” Cole demands. I lean my sweaty palms against the concrete slab and step my feet apart, bracing myself, as I bend my torso until I’m at a ninety-degree angle with my ass and torso parallel to the floor. Cole lightly slaps one of my redden ass cheeks, and a flame of desire mixed with pain bursts through my body. Everyone is gathered around now, watching. “Fuck her hard, Cole!” Someone yells. “Wreck her little pussy!” “Fill the little slut up!” All the taunts and comments are making me blush with embarrassment while my pussy gets wetter. •°• What begins as a sugar baby deal soon becomes a whirlwind of rough spankings, wicked bondage, and pulse-pounding group encounters, threesomes, foursomes, even gangbangs that leave Jacqueline trembling, breathless, and begging for more. As a top physics student, Jacqueline never expected her reply to a sultry ad would drag her into Cole’s orbit, a cocky financier whose magnetic charm was a trap and whose control was absolute. Every lash of his whip, every ruthless thrust, and every scorching gaze pulls her deeper into his dark world—a world where secrets simmer and desire burns hotter than she ever imagined. Now Jacqueline is caught between the thrill of surrender and the fight for her soul. Will she rise from the ashes of her corruption, or will she give in completely to his iron grip? Content Warning: Packed with BDSM, free-use fantasies, edging, humiliation, tantalizing toys, double/triple penetration, and flashes of F/f heat woven into blazing M/f seduction, Punished by Passion is not for the faint of heart. This is danger, desire, and dark romance at its most addictive, enter only if you dare.

Years ago, Bianca Russell was just a frightened girl, cornered by danger, when a mysterious boy, Marcello Rossi, stepped in and saved her. His price for rescuing her wasn’t money or gratitude—he claimed her as his own, binding her to a promise she could never forget. But when tragedy struck and her mother’s death forced her to flee the city, she left everything behind—including him. Now, she’s back, working her first shift at the elite Silver Stork club. But trouble finds her again when a powerful mafia boss sets his sights on her, unaware she already belongs to another. Just when she thinks she’s trapped, Marcello reappears—the boy who once saved her, now a man, dark, powerful, and determined to reclaim what’s his. Now owned by two dangerous mafia bosses, Bianca must decide: Will she surrender to the man who once owned her, or follow her heart and fight for her freedom?

WARNING: This is going to be a collection of extremely erotic content. Do not read if you are not above 18! Are you looking for the best erotica stories to sweep you off your feet? The perfect erotica collection with sizzling, dirty and naughty s*x stories that would blow your mind? Then read this collection of hot stories involving forbidden s*x, causal hookups, first time s*x, gang s*x, incest, forced domination, gay s*x, lesbian s*x, bdsm, sugar daddy/mummy, step father and daughter, father’s best friend and daughter and lots more! Every story will keep you wanting for more!

In this collection of taboo erotica, 3 families are torn apart by desires that society forbids, where love and lust blur into something dangerous, addictive, and impossible to resist. Twin Sin: Lila and Damien are twins who have shared every secret and every laugh. But their bond has twisted into something darker: an all-consuming desire they can no longer name as simple affection. They fight it with jealous rages, cold silences, and desperate attempts to date others. Eventually, their control shatters in a raw, passionate encounter that brands them forever. When their parents discover the truth, Damien makes the ultimate sacrifice to protect Lila. Shattered, Lila fights for their love, only to face devastating loss... Daddy’s Secret: 19-year-old Elena is still grieving her father’s death when her mother marries Marcus, a handsome 38-year-old architect. Marcus becomes the protective presence she craves, while she awakens a fierce hunger in him. One rainy night while her mother is away, their walls collapse in a passionate encounter. Guilt drives Marcus to push Elena away, yet every touch from another man only reminds her how perfectly he fits. When her mother’s jealousy turns cruel, will Marcus walk away to save Elena, or fight for the only woman who's ever made him feel alive? My Sister’s Husband: Mia has always lived in her confident older sister Sophia’s shadow. When Sophia marries the commanding lawyer Alex, Mia tries to ignore her unsettling attraction to her brother-in-law. During Sophia’s difficult pregnancy and recovery, Mia moves in to help. Until their frustration explodes into a guilt-soaked encounter. They try to return to normal, but their impulsive, risky meetings only deepen the emotional bond. Mia and Alex face a brutal choice: continue their life of stolen passion or risk everything by admitting the truth?

I had 2 weeks left till graduation, then in a few days I'd turn 18, get my wolf and head to warrior training camp what more could a she-wolf want. My life was just about perfect with one very gorgeous exception, Alpha heir Remington. I'd known him my whole life, friends always he said, until he was to return from Alpha Academy, then he wanted me to be his girlfriend, well guess how that turned out. They say a second can change your life, what they don't tell you is that your entire world can explode in less than a minute. My near perfect life shattered just that quickly. Leaving me heartbroken. They don't tell you that your heart can do that, shatter more than once. If love is only an emotion, then how can you physically feel the pain inside your chest, it doesn't make sense, not really. It took a few days to overcome the shock, but I'm a warrior by birthright. I'm headstrong, determined, and have trained my entire life to follow in my father's footsteps. I'm not your normal she-wolf, no, Rochelle Jasper doesn't have aspirations of being a soft, sweet, manipulative she-wolf, I will be a warrior. Though finding your fated mate is rare, I won't be looking for that or a mate at all for that matter, not after what I've already been through. My journey will be tough, physically and emotionally draining but the final reward, will be amazing. Not many get to achieve their childhood dreams, one of mine is already gone but being a warrior that one I'll conquer.