Truth Reveals All
After looking around the room, one of them asked in a deep voice, "Which of you is Randy Long and Maya Palin?"
Everyone froze when they heard that. Then, they seemed to recover and quickly crowded forward, talking over one another as they tried to cozy up to them.
"Oh, Sir, you've come at the right time. We were just about to report that one of your soldiers is defaming a civilian."
"That's right. My friend kindly helped him look after his home, but he accused my friend of sleeping with his wife."
"I think he's the one fooling around, and now, he wants an excuse for divorce."