We Swore No Kids… Then She Conceived
In the last six months, I have been away for work. But when I come home, I find out that my wife, Vanessa Hudson, is now three months pregnant. She insists that she hasn't been cheating on me.
But her ex-boyfriend's post online tells a different story.
Harold Quinton writes, "Thank you, Vanessa, for fulfilling my dream of becoming a father. You've worked so hard through ovulation, egg retrieval, and implantation, mother of my child."
Harold has a very severe case of erectile dysfunction.
The moment I find out my wife has gotten pregnant with another man's test tube baby, I feel bitter inside.
I dial my boss' number and say to her, "I'm willing to take on the overseas general manager position that you offered me previously."
Then, I turn to Vanessa and say, "Let's get a divorce."