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He's Screaming “I don’t give a fuck what you have to do dipshit, just FIX IT.” He threw his phone against the wall, causing it to shatter in a million pieces. He sat behind his desk, put his elbow on the desk and rubbed both of his temples. “Your brother is going to be the death of me.” He groaned. Romano, my little brother, the smartest idiot I know. He’s brilliant, and learns quickly, but is messy. Always making stupid mistakes. From going out on the job, and leaving behind witnesses that we have to clean up after, constantly loosing our shipments. That, and he can’t keep his dick in his pants for more than two seconds. This years alone he had three girls that had pregnancy scares. Kid nee

Even though we have never been rich, he has always managed to get people to side with him, but not this time. My brother takes another large step forward and slams his foot down. His eyes drill into Evan, who isn’t backing down either. “I don’t need to remember who you are. All I need to know is my sister is a SLUT AND AN IDIOT!!” My brother stands on his toes, trying to look Evan in the eyes, but only comes up to his chin, failing miserably.

I cursed discarding the thing to the floor and erupting from the couch, then walked to the wine cabinet and pulled out a fresh bottle. “Bruh, what crawled up your ass and died? You’ve been absent-minded the entire time you've sat there.” Romeo asked walking to where I was and clamped my shoulder tightly, “Is everything alright? You’ve never been this distracted.” No. Not even a single thing is alright because that damn boy I have been working hard to get off my mind sprung back from wherever he disappeared to and guess what, he is my fuckin’ stepbrother. “I’m fine.” I snapped instead, then walked back to the couch and plopped myself.

and allow my wife to abandon me on our wedding day to be with another man. Before I could even react, another person burst in through the door. It was my older sister, Hillary Sloane. The moment she stepped inside, rather than showing concern, she started scolding me. "Ivan Sloane, can't you be more understanding? Your brother is lying sick in the hospital, and all you can think about is marrying Lenora. "You're heartless. If it weren't for Gideon, do you think you'd even be standing here today? You shouldn't be so selfish. Can't you just let him have this?"

EMILE As I stepped out of the restaurant all I could think about was what I did to deserve such a sibling.. My younger brother was an idiot, a dangerous one. The kind of idiot who could dismantle a government database before breakfast, blackmail a therapist before lunch, and somehow convince himself that none of it was a problem. “What a bumbling fool ahhh what on earth did I do to get him.. like which of the gods did I offend to have him as a sibling” I kept muttering to myself.

You could ask me if I’m in love with my brother’s best friend and I would tell you with a straight face absolutely fucking not. Kane Wilder is my brother Landon’s best friend, a.k.a a pain in my fucking ass. I met him for the first time when I was six.

ELYSIA. That rude man from the day before... He's Mr. Steele's son? His hazel orbs were on me lazily, and he had an indifferent expression. Should I say the universe is truly against my happiness in my mom's home? Why would this man of all people be my stepbrother? Slight annoyance was starting to boil in me. I suddenly realized Mr. Steele was waiting for my response with the same smile still on his lips. "Oh, hello-- Zane." I forced a smile.

Who knows🤷🏼‍♂️ You: I will smack the sass right out of you with the chancla! My idiot❤️: Bitch, come at me!!😤 You: Homeboy growing some guts. You better keep that same energy when I catch you outside😤 My idiot❤️: You bet I will. Not gonna lie, I'm deadass tired rn😅 You: Same😅 My idiot❤️: Imma go to bed. Goodnight, sweet dreams. Love you❤️ You: Same, goodnight. My idiot❤️: Hunter

Ellen advised. But I am confident of myself. I have not been making any mistakes. I won't start making any one now. My brother's stupidity is secretly helping me with my plan to dethrone hi. I will be the hero to save the day when everything has gone well g and the people want him out of the title.