The Idiot Book Novels & Stories

My irritation slowly melted into a quiet smile. Idiot prince, I thought. An absolute idiot. An idiot prince I was very much in love with.

They have to figure out things themselves. Loki coughed, cackled and made weird bird noises, but I was too busy engrossed in counting the magical little diamonds until I reached the left side of the throne. Behind it, I could hear mumbling just on the other side. Crawling around, I poked my head around the edge of the throne. A man with bright red hair that swayed into the wind or current that hovered around us a had it dancing wildly. His eyes scrunched, reading fine print, his finger trailing down the page as he swiftly turned to another page. In his hand, he held a book, The Idiot’s Guide for being Social. I snorted, which caused him to pause his reading and look straight ahead at the wal

"What right do you have to talk to me like this?" Samuel smiled contemptuously and said, "It seems that an idiot like you really needs to read more books." "What do you mean?"

It was midnight and I was worried if I wouldn't sleep soon I wouldn't be able to attend my classes. I huffed in annoyance and sat up on the bed. I stood up and stepped out of the bedroom. I went to his bedroom and stood in front of the door like an idiot. I tried to knock the door twice but couldn't gather enough guts to do so. I finally gave up and knocked at his bedroom door shamelessly. In a minute, he opened the door. He looked sleepy. "Was he sleeping?" I thought to myself.

Have you ever set a meeting with a friend and you text him, "Hey I'm already here," and when he comes, you can clearly see him being the idiot he is looking left and right, searching for you, when you're standing literally right in front of him. Urgh, this idiot is indeed an idiot eventhough he looked like the smartest person on earth with his impeccable tailored suit and clean look. It’s true what people say, looks can be deceiving. Because he's the definition of el stupido.

And with justification, you said to deal with them until you came to be ready for-- Demian interrupts him by shouting: I said deal with her, you idiot, and not rape her, you retarded one, and I wish you raped her yourself, but brought a group of vampire idiots to do it. You know, if the king knew about your act, what would he do to you, you idiot, he would rip out your claws and fangs, but who am I talking to, you are just an idiot An idiot who doesn't know what he's doing and doesn't even have a brain to think about

For another woman, he not only wanted to ruin my future, but he also treated me like an idiot. I took out a neatly folded piece of paper from my school bag and slowly unfolded it in front of everyone. It was my last semester exam result sheet. The score on it was only 20 points. But on another attached sheet, there was a bright red stamp. [National First Prize, Olympiad Competition.] I held up the award paper and waved it in front of them. “Jace, did you forget? I was never the useless girl you could control.” Jace froze for a moment. Then, he looked at me with contempt.

The atmosphere, however, was absolutely noiseless. Wanting to break the silence, she could only find this one appropriate thing to say. She obviously knew that at this moment, he was mentally defective. Why bother listening carefully to listen to what he had to say and why bother… taking it to heart? Yes, a mentally deficient man was no different to a child who knew nothing. It was not an exaggeration to call him an idiot, so why bother… taking what an idiot said to heart? She did not even notice it herself and actually laughed at herself without realizing it… The most ridiculous thing was that the most beautiful words of love she ever heard in her life had come out of the mouth of an idiot.

“Birds of a feather flock together.” It took exactly five seconds for Anastasia to understand Idara's final sentence. “Wait a minute,” she frowned. “Are you indirectly saying that I'm stupid? As in, like, I tend to attract senseless guys because I'm equally dumb, aye?” Idara laughed out loud, trying her best to avoid eye contact with her rather upset friend. “Abeg no be me talk am o. No be for my mouth you go hear sey crayfish bend.” Anastasia couldn't help but laugh too. “You be legit mumu. Ode!” She pinched Idara's earlobe amid laughter. “Bloody fool!”

“Isn’t it a bit too early to call me an idiot?” “Oh, so you did become an idiot at some point?”. He claps back playfully. “Yeah…”. Sorahiko’s taken aback by the lack of playfulness in her tone. She’s back to being serious. “I became an idiot once and stayed like that. Now, I don’t even know what I am anymore”. The light in her eyes dim right before his eyes. “It’s not so bad…”. He starts slowly. She turns to him, eyes glinting curiously. “Being an idiot, I mean. Sakura calls me a fool, but I’m doing what feels right, so…”.