Dry Humor

Mapili si Patrick Santiban sa babae. Dapat may breeding, mahinhin, etiquette, hindi malakas tatawa, hindi magaslaw, elegante at lalong hindi easy to get. Tumama naman s'ya sa huli. Ngunit sa lahat ng ayaw n'ya ay ang pagiging hindi easy to get lang ang nakuha ng dalagang si Inday. Si Melanie, o mas kilala sa palayaw na Inday. S'ya ng gusto ng mga magulang ni Patrick para maging asawa nito. Niligtas ng magulang ni Inday ang ina ni Patrick mula sa kamatayan, at halos mag buwis ng buhay ang magulang n'ya. Sa galak at awa narin sa dalawang matanda ay inalok sila ng magulang ni Patrick, at iyon nga ay ang nakatakdang pag pa-pakasal sa dalaga upang mabigyan ito nang magandang kinabukasan ng kanilang anak. Masagana sa lahat ng bagay ang binata. Ngunit mahirap itong pakisamahan, malupit ito lalo na sa taong hindi niya gusto. Baon ang pangarap, pangaral at ang tatlong legendary panty n'ya na pinag lumaan na ng panahon. Gagawin ni Inday ang makakaya n'ya para pakisamahan si Patrick, na kahit butas-butas man ang panty n'ya at wala ng garter. Sinisiguro niya na mai-inlove parin sakaniya si Mr. Patrick Santiban.

[Selamat kerja suamiku… uh tambah ganteng habis cukuran.. jadi nggak rela buat dilepas] Keningku mengernyit dalam membaca status tetangga baruku, Miska. Aneh.. bukannya dia janda ko bikin story hati-hati di jalan suamiku. Suami yang mana? Apa dia lagi ngehalu? Aku terkekeh sambil geleng-geleng kepala. Makin hari aku makin penasaran tiap kali janda tetangga sebelah rumahku ini bikin status whatsapp, dan makin lama aku makin curiga karena statusnya selalu mengarah pada ciri-ciri suamiku. Apa ini hanya kebetulan atau janda sebelah rumahku ini nyatanya ada main dengan suamiku?

“Isang fake na relasyon. Isang tunay na kilig. Paano kung ang puso ang unang bumigay?” Hindi inakala ni Luna Reyes na ang simpleng pagtatrabaho sa isang coffee shop ay mauuwi sa viral na love story—at hindi rin niya inakalang billionaire pala ang tinapunan niya ng kape. Enter Ethan Villareal—isang mysterious, drop-dead gorgeous CEO na may sariling tech empire. Sa isang maling akala at trending video, napagkamalan silang magkasintahan ng publiko. Imbes na itama ang lahat, may alok si Ethan: pumayag na lang sa fake relationship kapalit ng tulong sa pangarap ni Luna—ang sarili niyang café. Walang commitment, walang feelings. Acting lang. Pero habang tumatagal ang palabas nila, parang hindi na scripted ang mga ngiti, hawak-kamay, at titig. At kung dati, kunwari lang ang kilig… ngayon, parang totoo na. Sa isang mundo kung saan lahat ay pwedeng pekein, paano kung ang puso nila ang maging totoo?

Héléna est une femme qui fuit quelque chose - ou quelqu’un. Elle va rencontrer un homme qui va changer sa vie. Un autre, qu’elle pensait ne jamais revoir, refera surface. Son pouvoir est une menace pour certains, une chance pour d’autres. Les choix vont êtres difficiles. Les conséquences ? Incertaines. Parviendra-t-elle a regagner sa liberté ?

Katrina harus menelan pil pahit kehidupan saat sang Bunda membawanya pindah ke Surabaya hanya demi memisahkan dirinya dengan kekasihnya Reyhan. Hubungan mereka tidak direstui karena mereka berbeda agama. Katrina beragama Katolik, sedangkan Reyhan seorang muslim. Sepuluh tahun berlalu, mereka kembali dipertemukan. Tapi sayangnya, Reyhan yang saat itu berdiri dihadapan Katrina justru tidak mengenali Katrina yang telah menjadi seorang muallaf dan bercadar. Terpisah selama sepuluh tahun tidak membuat mereka saling lupa. Cinta mereka tetap terjaga, bahkan mereka saling mencari satu sama lain. Hingga akhirnya sesuatu terjadi. Jarak mereka begitu dekat, tapi sayangnya ada sebuah benang halus yang seakan memisahkan mereka. Sampai pada rencana perjodohan Katrina dengan seorang lelaki bernama Hardin yang merupakan sahabat Reyhan. Serta pengakuan Reyhan yang ingin menikahi Anggia, adik Hardin. Lantas, bagaimana akhir kisah cinta mereka? Akankah pencarian cinta Reyhan dan Katrina menemukan titik temu? Ataukah cinta Reyhan hanya akan tersembunyi dibalik cadar seorang Katrina? Temukan jawabannya dalam kisah mereka. ***** Nb : Kisah ini bertema Roman - Religi dan mengharu biru serta sarat akan pesan-pesan moral. Semoga bermanfaat bagi para pembaca... Happy reading...

A 19-year-old girl, Wendy Young, invites a 20-year-old-homeless man, Lucas Kim, into her life. Spending all their time with each other, Wendy couldn’t help but fall in love with him, but with everything going down, will it all go well?

At first a joke, and now a matter of seriousness. He thought she could fall into his trap but finally find himself cut off from reality. She ressemble a mature girl, yet she isn't. No matter how strong she is and how she will hate the character of Zack, Tiara will not resist to his charm, and him too. Love gains thier hearts, no matter their differences. Romance take it path in their life with all the ignorant they possess. Toronto will be their loving paradise, happiness invade their life until reality on its own gain it's path...trying to fly made her think their love could go above all but never above lies.

The only audible sounds for the next few minutes were the platters of rain against the window and our heavy breathing. I saw him walk his naked ass to the bedside drawer, returning with a document in his hands. "What's this?", I questioned as I reluctantly took it from him. "A contract you need to sign to live." I grew silent as I read through the document. "If you sign that, you're going to be mine and mine alone. I'm going to have you whenever I want, and do with you whatever I please. In return, your father gets to live." *** Sofia's miserable life even darker when she is forced to be the payment for her father's debt to the most ruthless Mafia Lord in the city. Enzo had just one taste of her from a one night stand, and now he can't get her off his head. To keep her close he makes her sign a contract - BE MY SEX DOLL, AND IN RETURN, YOUR FATHER GETS TO LIVE. How long will the lustful contract hold? How will Sofia survive when she's suddenly exposed to the dark rollercoaster of Enzo's underworld? Will she keep being his private prostitute, or will there ever be an unlikely spark of love and desire?

Little Jean contracted AIDS from a human woman. What's worse? She gave it to him intentionally. As if that wasn't enough, she reintroduced herself in my mate's life as his new love. Logan loved her to bits because she was young and talented. He didn't care if she was human. It has been hell ever since. I have been secretly been bullied by Leah, the human girl, since she won Logan's heart. While I endured all the bullying in hopes of winning hearts, no one wanted to treat my son, the future heir of the Waterstone pack. It was a shame. But I will be leaving everything behind to start anew. I was born a healer, never got the chance to blossom. And I shall...with all my determination. Because I have to treat my sick son. (THIS IS PURELY FICTIONAL. I DID NOT FIND THE CURE FOR AIDS GUYS, PLEASE DON'T COME FOR ME)

He shattered her heart to avenge a past that wasn’t hers. Now he desires her in his bed—as his wife. Marceline Valino once believed in love. She gave her heart—and her innocence—to Cross Dejava, the boy who whispered promises in the dark, igniting dreams of a forever that felt so real. But by morning, her world was left in ruins. Private photos were leaked, her name dragged through the mud, and at the eye of the storm? Cross, smirking, cold, and ruthless. “You mean nothing to me,” he said, delivering a blow that would leave scars. “You’re just the bastard daughter of my father’s mistress.” His vengeance had never aimed at her heart; it was meant to punish the daughter for her mother’s sins—an ex-lover who had torn his family apart. Pregnant and abandoned, Marceline begged for mercy, but all she received was the echo of his silence. When she lost the child, she lost every last piece of the girl she used to be. Now, five years later, she’s preparing to return—broke, desperate, and willing to do anything to save her ailing mother. Anything… except this. Because the man extending a lifeline isn’t a savior. It’s Cross. And he has no desire for her heartfelt apologies; he craves her complete submission. A contract marriage awaits her. No love. No escape. No mercy. But Marceline isn’t the naive girl he once broke. She’s a woman who has risen from the ashes, ready to play his game. And as the pieces of their lives fall into place, she’s determining when—exactly—she will ignite a fire that could burn it all down. The future promises a reckoning, and she's preparing to seize it.