Ecchi Comedy Novels & Stories

“I don’t think so. I don’t want to catch crabs.” Eric laughed and sucked water down his windpipe. He was choking so hard, Rebekah stood to whack him on the back. “Are you okay?” she asked. He nodded, still choking. “Jeez, woman,” he gasped between coughs. “I’m the one who’s supposed to crack all the stupid jokes.” “Sorry. I’ll try to come up with smarter jokes from now on. The stupid ones are all yours.” “This is why we work,” he said, wiping his mouth with a napkin. “Compromise.”

Echi woke up in the middle of a busy afternoon in his compound, looking like a sacrificial goat. He demanded a seat, and it was given to him immediately. Visitors, whose doubts were cleared after they had seen Echi behave like a normal man, started leaving slowly in small groups when they could not see any sign of insanity that his neighbour claimed he had. The men, especially the older ones, remained for a while, still searching him closely to see if they could notice a change of attitude or an awkward display that was not normal. They didn’t see it. They admitted that his neighbour was lying just like the rest of the visitors that had left did when he greeted them in the traditional manner

"Alright, alright. Months in and you're still this clingy?" Her friends didn't even flinch. Totally numb to it. I just stood there, watching, heart freezing over. So yeah—everyone knew. Everyone but me. Eugene smiled at the teasing, soaking it up. Like the scene wasn't messy enough, people started tossing out questions—when was the last time they'd hooked up? Vanessa dropped her head, all shy. Eugene? He looked smug as hell. "Day before yesterday. Room next to the master bedroom."

Yachne suggested. Rye laughed when he heard Yachne. Everyone looked at him. "Does your laughter mean that I've said something wrong?" Yache asks. "Well, I don't know if Khali can offer you different kinds of movies that will never get old," Rye said. Khali pinches Rye's flank. Rye jumps a bit into what Khali has done. - Finally, everyone agreed to watch a Philippine comedy. Everyone enjoyed the movie because it made everyone laugh a lot.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

The hosts were setting the mood, and slowly they got involved in the fun. "Hahaha!! Have you heard it?" Tanvi said while trying to control her laughter. "The restaurant joke was hilarious." Riaan gave a Colgate ad smile while his eyes were gleaming. "Ah!!! This flames joke." They held their cheeks while laughing. After a while, "Hum do Hamara Ek policy!!" Riaan held his stomach while giggling hard. Tanvi is rolling off while chuckling hard. "Omg!! The jet airways joke... I can't control it anymore." Tanvi and Riaan both burst out snickering.

Ethan asked, already pulling up the streaming app on the massive flat-screen TV. I love watching romance movies, but it would be so weird watching one with him right now. Like, what if there are sex scenes? Oh God, I can't handle that, Jems thought, biting her bottom lip nervously. Her leg started bouncing up and down unconsciously. "Comedy," she said quickly, maybe too quickly. "I'd love to watch comedy." "Sounds good," Ethan said with an easy smile, scrolling through the comedy options. He selected a popular comedy movie, one that should have been hilarious based on its reviews, and pressed play. The opening credits started rolling, upbeat music filling the comfortable silence.