Elephant Balls Novels & Stories

“Ahh, well Dolly, I had a chap come into the office with a great investment opportunity, and I knew you wouldn’t want to miss it. “ Dolly raised a brow. “Go on then. What is it?” “Well, this is top secret, Dolly,” I said, lowering my voice. “You can’t tell anyone, but you’ve invested in a new animal,” I said with a straight face. Dolly’s frown got deeper. “What is it?” “Elephants!” I said triumphantly. “They’ve made them grow massive ears so they can fly!” “Cheeky bugger, I’ll pull your ears so hard that when I kick your arse, you’ll fly out of my pub like a jumbo jet!"

It was nothing, it turned out that Zhou Fu was indeed trying to adapt against the source of power stored in the iron balls which he now had to drag with his feet. At first, the guard of the detention cell was sure that ZHou Fu would collapse or fall down at least in the fifth step. That is the longest limit of tolerance that can be done by humans. The net weight of the iron ball at Zhou Fu's feet might not be more than 40 pounds but the weight Zhou Fu felt was equivalent to dragging two elephant calves at a time. That's why, he needs full concentration and good breathing to get used to dragging the two elephant calves on his right and left legs.

The Ultra-Energy Solar Sword cut through the elephants as easily as slicing vegetables. The haul was eight Advanced Source Crystals and five Epic Source Crystals, a bit less than Victor had anticipated. "If these elephants didn't run and were allowed to grow for a bit longer, they would probably all drop Epic Source Crystals. What a pity." Victor sighed inwardly.

I’d figured if she liked elephants, I couldn’t go wrong with a big, stuffed one. “If you push on the chest, it plays a song,” I said. Carys pressed her hand to the center of the elephant, and her mouth dropped open when the song began: “How Deep is Your Love” by the Bee Gees. I had no clue if Sunny would even recognize it.

“It’s a little toy that will aid in driving you wild while you dance for me.” He placed the bag in her hand and waited while she opened it. Inside were two large gumball-sized globes hanging on a dark velvet ribbon. They were gold and much heavier than she thought they would be when she saw them in his kinky kit. She frowned, holding them up by the ribbon. “They are ben-wa balls,” he explained with a wicked smile. “They are vaginal exercisers. They are made to help you strengthen your Kegel muscles, but more than that, they help stimulate a proper orgasm.”

The door slammed shut causing Eleanor to jump and spin around. “Did the nuns not tell you that curiosity could be bad for you, wife?” “Probably, but I rarely paid most of them any attention. The table is beautiful if a bit odd. What are these for?” She held up the metal balls, “I’ve never seen anything like them.” “Put everything else back in the compartment, then I’ll show you one way I can use those.” Eleanor tilted her head and looked at Fann as she slid the items back into the table. He looked awfully tense.

Ean said, not being able to stop a slight shudder running down his body, “The eye zipping around so fast is disconcerting.” “It is certainly something I do not wish to stare at,” Kita agreed, turning away from the ball while rubbing her eyes. “You should see if from the inside,” Rector chuckled, holding it out on his open palm. A second later the blue ball blazed a little brighter as it lifted off his hand and began to float forward, the iris on the ball’s surface zipping around its entirety at lightning speed as it made its way into the clearing. The scout ball was halfway between the group and the clearing when Ean exhaled loudly, “Are you sure you lost something out here? If this thing wa

I ask, changing the conversation. “Oh, I almost forgot. It's a peace offering,she says, reaching for the fancy bag. “I like peace offerings.” I respond, chuckling. “Here you go.” “This is so beautiful. I've always wanted to get one of these. I open up the shirt to gain a full view of the artwork on it. A black elephant’s head sat in the middle of the white fabric. I reach for the necklace and immediately fall in love with it. A black interwoven rope with a small tooth of a lion or something

Tasha scanned the gifts at the top shelf below the game 'First to Dunk' it was a game where cups were placed at a distance if you tossed the ball and get it into the cup you win the game. "The elephant" Tasha finally chose. "Your wish is my command," Eric said then held the first ball after muttering under his breath he threw the ball and then missed. "Ha!" Denver laughed, "I told you he would miss" "Yeah yeah, I still have four turns," He said picking another ball. He threw again still missed, he did two more times and still missed. "Guy this shit is so funny," Denver said laughing to the point his eyes became teary.

The bear was bright pink and nearly as tall as she was. “If anyone can win this game, it's you,” Elsie said, stepping close to Oliver. I hope she's right, he thought. How embarrassing would it be to lose this in front of her? “You get three balls to throw,” the attendant said, handing the balls to Oliver. “If you're able to knock them all down with just those balls, you can have the giant teddy bear. I'll tell you right now, though, it's harder than you think. Not one person has pulled it off today.”