Elephant Balls

WARNING/ R-18+ Bata pa lang si Belyn Kho, sabik na siya sa atensyon ng kanyang magulang. Palagi kasing pabor ang Mommy at Daddy niya sa ate niya. Ika nga lagi siyang second choice kapag wala ng pagpilian.Kaya naman pala ganun kay Belyn ang Mommy at Daddy niya, at ni minsan ‘di niya nararamdaman na minahal siya ng kinagisnang magulang dahil natuklasan ni Belyn, sa mismong debut party niya na ampon lang siya ng pamilya Kho.Okay naman sana kay Belyn dahil wala ng bago. Ano nga naman ang pagkakaiba sa nalaman niyang ampon siya at malamig na turing ng ama at ina. Ni malasakit simula't sapul wala siyang nakuha.Kaya lang, nilayuan siya ng mga kaibigan, lalo na ang kasintahan ng malaman na hindi siya anak ng pamilyang Kho.Pakiramdam ni Belyn siya na ang pinakamalas na nilalang sa balat ng lupa. Walang may gusto sa kaniya. Kaysa magmukmok siya sa bugok niyang nobyo na walang balls, nag-focus na lang si Belyn sa pag-aaral.Paglipas ng dalawang taon, bumagsak ang negosyo ng magulang niya at sa loob ng dalawang buwan ay nakatakda siyang ikasal upang makabangon daw muli ang negosyo na minana pa raw ng Daddy niya sa mga magulang nito.Tumutol si Belyn. This time umalma siya. Gusto ni Belyn sa lalaking mamahalin lang siya magpapakasal, hindi dahil pambayad utang lang.Sa gabi ng kaniyang paglalayas, humingi siya ng tulong sa kaibigan niya. Kaya lang, iba ang dumating — ang bestfriend nito na nagngangalang Aaron Chong, na umaapaw tlsa kisig at hotness. Tuluyan nga kayang makakatakas sa kasal si Belyn?Abangan ang love story ni Belyn Kho at Aaron Chong, Isang gabi sa piling mo.

My 60-year-old father hasn't been able to sire any other children than me due to an injury that affects his manhood. However, my mom has just gotten pregnant with triplets. When I take him to the hospital for a follow-up checkup, a man suddenly shows up and drags Dad off to undergo a vasectomy. Upon returning to the scene after registering Dad's details at the nurse's station, I'm stunned by what I see. Still, I rush over to stop the man. Instead, a nurse stops me and tells me, "Ms. Ashford's husband is apprehending the man she's cheating with right now! Don't go rushing into their mess!" I'm both shocked and confused at the same time. Ms. Ashford, a.k.a Selena Ashford, is my mother! Then her husband should be my dad! "You old bastard! You already have one foot in the grave, and yet you still have the balls to seduce a married woman! How dare you attempt to fight over my family's assets with my son! I'll have you know that this hospital belongs to my daughter-in-law, Emily Carter! Let's see if you can survive long enough to spend any of my family fortune!" Dad refuses to enter the surgery room. Instead, he manages to wrestle the man away from him and try to escape. Upon noticing Dad's escape attempt, the man yells for other people to hold him down. Then, he punches Dad in the groin a few times. "Selena and I have been married for 40 years, and we only have Elias as our only son! Emily is the daughter-in-law whom we've personally selected for him as well! Since when did she become your daughter-in-law?" Dad screams hysterically. "That's right! Emily is my wife! You're no father of mine!" I quickly exclaim. The man eyes me up and down in disdain. "Nowadays, even homewreckers have their buddies to do their dirty work with them! My son, the heir of Ashford Group, is Dylan Ashford! How dare you impersonate him!" Before I can say anything, the man dials a number and starts yelling into his phone. "Emily Carter, are you and your mother-in-law both cheating on my son and me together? I'm giving you a chance right now! You'd better come over and deal with this side piece of yours before Dylan finds out about your affair!" I feel as though my world has come crashing down. Are my mom and my wife seriously cheating on my dad and me at the same time?