Elmo X Cookie Monster Novels & Stories

“Made you COOOOOOME!” “Oh my God,” I said as I buried my face in my hands. Liam, the jerk, was laughing silently. Cookie Monster’s owner spluttered and rifled through his oversized man-purse for a plastic bag. “Look, a cookie! Just for you!” “MADE YOU COME SO HARD,” was the bird’s screeching response. Around us, people were laughing or looking like they’d prefer a coffee shop with less pornographic entertainment. I was one of them.

she said. “Tsk,” Mum muttered, rolling her eyes. I wondered what she might have done. “Mummy, I got you-” “Are these the famous cookies?” Before I could reach out for the cookie Elvis had brought, Shelly had already dug it, taking the three pieces on the plate. Elvis pouted. “That was for mummy,” he sniffled. I patted his head, caressing it gently. “It's okay. I can have others,” I said.

“Have one. Dibella’s cookies are really good.” Elijah stares at the bag for a long, tense moment, and I’m convinced he’s not going to take a cookie. His jaw is clenched, and there’s something dark in his eyes, like he’s weighing whether to engage or let it go. But just as the silence stretches too long, his hand moves. Slowly, deliberately, he reaches into the bag and pulls out a cookie. “Thanks,” he murmurs, offering me a strained half-smile that feels like it’s costing him every ounce of patience he has.

In fact, Eliza had a whole stack of cookies in front of her. “Colt! Where did Eliza get—” “We were counting them, and since she’s bein’ so good and such a helpful big sister, entertaining Shannie Banannie, I let her have a couple extras, right, cookie monster?” Eliza giggled. “You are a s-u-c-k-e-r, Colt McKay.” “Mmm. Totally when it comes to these darlin’ girls.” He rubbed his cheek over Peyton’s head. “Babies smell so great after a bath, don’t they?”

Mamock said and made to leave the cove, but ended up standing at the door step of the cove looking at Elle with soft and worried eyes. Elle looked up when she felt the long gaze of someone on her " I'll be fine, just hurry up" she muttered tiredly. Mamock nodded her head and hurried out of the cove. She arrived a few minutes later with a plate of ...... and a healer "here, sit up and eat" she placed the plate of food in front of Elle, who raised up her head and started eating the moment she sighted the food.

Elmo’s face hardened. She’d lied to him—she still hadn’t told him that Maya was her cousin, and as for being a virgin! Elmo snapped his fingers at a waitress and jabbed at his cup, asking her to refill it. Well, she might have won this round, but the game wasn’t over—a fool he’d be no more. ‘Good morning!’ His deadpan face didn’t even change as she staggered into the dining room—utterly business as usual, he was looking through his schedule and tapping away on his laptop as a very untogether Brianna rather shakily poured coffee and picked at a croissant.

“Someone wants to talk to you.” Elara’s face filled the screen, her dark curls bouncing. “Hi Miss Tracy! Are you seeing my picture?” The tears came again, but gentle this time. “I am, sweetheart. It is beautiful. Thank you.” “Mommy said your mommy and daddy are angels now. Do you think they can fly?” Out of the mouths of babes. “I think if anyone can fly, it’s them.” “I made you cookies too. Mommy helped. They’re chocolate chip because chocolate makes everything better.” Her face was so earnest, so sincere. “You can have them when you come back.”

As soon as my mom’s back was turned, dad stole two cookies off the counter, and we quickly went to the living room. “Gimme, gimme.” I reached for the prize dad was holding. “Oh no!” Dad looked at the cookies in shock. “What? What’s wrong?” “These cookies… they’re….” He put the cookies in front of his eyes and growled. “They’re monster cookies!” He started chasing me around the living room. I ran around screaming and jumping over furniture, and when he caught me, I was so out of breath from running, screaming, and giggling, but I was happy. Dad gave me one of the cookies, and it was the best cookie I had ever eaten in my life.

Phet took a bite and then took it from her hands saying ‘it’s really tasty'. The cookie was actually delicious and Phet was really hungry. So he asked for more cookies when the first one finished. It was while he was having the fourth Cookie that the crispy cookie’s powder went inside his eyes and he blinked his eyes for a second, almost crashing the car into a woman who was crossing the road.

Kookie stares at the five hundred dollar notes, unsure of taking it away from Blue, because she feels it’s too early to handle such, but she doesn’t want her to throw a tantrum. “Mummy will keep that safe for you,” she says, and Blue hands the money to her. Kookie breathes in relief, thanking the goddess that her child isn’t very complex. The fact she is understanding is what has made life easier for her the past years. The simple happiness between the two of them feels so natural. Elias’s hand rests on Kookie’s thigh as they continue down the road, and Blue joins him in singing the song on the radio. Elias turns to Kookie briefly, trying to encourage her to join them, and when she can no lo