Emo Stan South Park Novels & Stories

I quickly ask. "Why should I?" he gives me a look of disgust, unaware of my situation. "You can use it all day today-- with Ethan! I am getting a ride from SpongeBob SquarePants!" I exclaim. Ethan bursts out in laughter at my remark. Lucas looks at me in question, "What the fuck? Who's Spongebob? Squarepants? Dude answer me before you leave!!"

“Douche. I got the whole south side of the city to keep an eye on. You know how many goddamn warehouses that is?” “Eleven, and I also know you promised you could handle it.” I grinned. “You asking for a demotion?” Stan smiled. “I’m sure I could handle another eleven with this digital doodad.” Carp and I exchanged a long look, then burst out laughing again. I clapped Stan on the shoulder. “I’ll get right on that,” I said. “Just as soon as you learn what the fuck the thing in your hands is called.” Stan scowled, but amusement shimmered in his eyes. Sometimes I wondered if the older man was really as out of touch as he seemed.

I am a bit amused to see my Macho friend all teary over his woman. "I got your mail when I got home. I came almost immediately. " "Calm buddy, I tried calling but couldn't get across to you. " "I wanted to be there for Trace. " Stan cries and lays his rather large head on my shoulders. "I can't let it happen to me again man, I can't. " "Let what happen buddy? " I ask confusedly. Stan has been acting funny since he walked into the hospital, now here he is crying and talking all strange. I consider doing some questioning but the old doctor walks in again.

“Even my assistant gave me a look like she wanted to chain me to my desk when I went to take a piss the other day.” “Your assistant can chain me to whatever she wants to,” Stan joked, making thrusting movements with his hips. The guys around him cracked up and nodded their agreement. I didn’t know which one of the assistants from the pool had been assigned to the new guy, but it didn’t really matter.

Nothing special, he thinks of me like the other girls he's had, but it excites me! I turned to the window and saw Stan standing outside watching me. He is waiting for me! He is serious! Looks like I'll run off Kobie later to join Stan. His eyes are really mysterious and dangerous. He was just staring at me. Who are you really Stan Elthen Indelcio apart from being a student, rich son, and member of a group, *** I'll leave it to you but now Stan and I are in the Rapture Hotel, in a room kissing and without clothes.