Babysitting My Professor’s Son
he deadpanned.
"Well... it's not that I don't believe you, but..." I paused, leaning forward slightly. "I mean, who doesn't like sweet things? That's like saying you hate breathing."
"Your analogy between processed sugar and fundamental human survival is highly flawed," he replied, though the corner of his mouth twitched with the faintest hint of amusement.
"How so?"
"Generally speaking, sweet things are not 100% healthy."
"And that is exactly why people eat them in moderation," I countered, throwing my shoulders back and giving him my most polished, confident look.