Alpha Loren
The giggling and severe inability to sing was kinda getting in the way.
"You know Ella," Carlos said to me, putting an arm around my shoulder as we walked back to the house half an hour later, "Have you seen the Uzbekistani economy lately?"
"Umm..." I said. "No?"
"Honestly, are you some kind of simpleton?" he asked, "Hey Marco! Our brother has made this girl his Luna and she doesn't even know about Uzbekistan's economy! Can you believe that?!"
"Well, you better educate the woman!" Marco exclaimed.