Mate me at Hollywood
If fake dating a celebrity taught me anything, it’s how to survive impossible questions.
You don’t answer them, you dodge, you distract.
Like this.
"Really??" I yawn, pretending not to notice the dagger in my freaking face. "Your whole 'choose or die' routine? You ever think maybe that’s not the healthiest way to win a woman’s love?"
My tactic doesn't work on him. He takes another step forward, tilting his head. "Tell me, is this your way of avoiding my question?"
I clench my jaw. "You want an answer? Fine. Do you want the short version, or the one that doesn’t end with me dead on the floor?"