DANGEROUS LOVE
Van suggested, unhelpfully cheerful.
"This idiot," Lance muttered, though he couldn't quite manage a laugh. "I'm scared because I'm going to see my husband today — for the first time."
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"I'm also scared for the guy," Van said later, watching Lance pace a groove into the carpet. "Will he even be able to handle your dramatic ass?"
"....I'm not that dramatic," Lance said, wounded.
"Oh, yeah," Van said, grinning, entirely unconvinced.
"*Enters,*" Ruby announced, sweeping into the room with a garment bag draped over one arm. "Brother, here's your dress. Go wear it. Quickly."