Female Carnage X Male Reader

My fiancée was infamous in Culberra for being a heartbreaker. She had countless ex-boyfriends, and only stopped fooling around once she started dating me. However, we had only just planned to get married when her first love returned from overseas. Everyone mocked me, saying that I was a fool for thinking that I'd be any special. Unbeknownst to them, however, I'd long since gotten sick of playing the part of a lovesick idiot.

My dad is a fan of tough love parenting. When I was a kid, there was a time when I obtained full marks on two subjects. But he told me, "Your grades don't mean anything in life. If you were a true man, you'd leap down five floors without batting an eyelash." Some time later, I was awarded for my act of bravery. But Dad scoffed in my face. "Not even a hair is harmed on your head. Why should you be awarded anyway?" I thought Dad wanted me to go through more training in life. On Christmas Eve, he ditched me on a snowy mountain under the guise of wanting me to go through more training. He didn't give me a tent or a lighter. Later on, Dad even brags about his parenting method to his relatives and friends. "A real man should survive and thrive in a desperate situation! I told Julian that he can forget about being my son if he can't even make his way back to the summit!" But the red dot on the GPS tracker installed in his phone hasn't moved for the past three hours. The truth is, I've already frozen to death in the mountains. Trapped in my fist is a scrap of paper detailing the SOS number that Dad had torn apart earlier. Meanwhile, my soul is currently floating above the dining table while watching Dad brag about his tough love parenting.

Chaque nuit à 23h47, Lila reçoit une lettre. Pas d’expéditeur. Pas d’enveloppe. Juste des mots. Des mots qui la connaissent trop bien. Des secrets qu’elle n’a jamais racontés. Des souvenirs qu’elle pensait avoir oubliés. Et toujours la même phrase à la fin : “Ne regarde pas derrière toi.” Qui est-il ? Pourquoi elle ? Et surtout… que cache-t-elle elle-même derrière ses silences ? Entre obsession, amour interdit et vérité dangereuse, Lila va découvrir que parfois… le passé ne veut pas rester enterré.

« Assieds-toi sur ma gueule, Gabi », dit Kai d'une voix rauque, le regard sombre fixé sur sa fausse petite amie aux formes généreuses, debout devant lui. « Je… je… je ne peux pas, Kai. Tu ne vois pas ? Je suis ronde et trop grosse… », murmura Gabi, la voix empreinte d'autodérision. Elle détestait ne pas être mince et belle comme les autres filles de la fac. « Raison de plus pour laquelle je veux que tu t'assoies sur ma putain de gueule, Princesse. » Les grandes mains calleuses de Kai se glissèrent jusqu'à l'arrière de ses cuisses, l'attirant contre lui. « Étouffe-moi jusqu'à ce que je perde mon putain de souffle et crois-moi, Princesse, je mourrai comblé. » ****** Mais elle était heureuse que son copain aime ses formes, du moins jusqu'à ce qu'elle découvre qu'elle n'était qu'un pion dans son jeu. Il ne voulait qu'une aventure d'un soir et, une fois son désir assouvi, il l'a larguée. Se sentant trahie, Gabi, fou de rage, fit irruption dans un bar où elle tomba sur Kai Nightwale, un motard dangereux et notoire. Blessé, elle l'aida à stopper l'hémorragie. Depuis, leurs chemins ne s'étaient plus croisés, du moins c'est ce que Gabi croyait jusqu'à ce qu'elle recroise ce même motard à la fac. Il lui proposa un marché : un faux rendez-vous. Elle devait être sa fausse petite amie pendant un an, le temps qu'il l'aide à gérer son ex-petit ami toxique et tous ceux qui se moquaient d'elle et la traitaient de grosse. Cependant, un faux rendez-vous ne devait pas paraître aussi réel, et pourtant… Kai Nightwale était complètement sous le charme de Gabi. Chaque faux baiser, chaque caresse, chaque mot cru la rendait tellement réelle qu'elle semblait impossible à ignorer !

Our expedition team ventured into a desert wilderness to investigate rare mineral resources when we were suddenly struck by extreme heat that reached 158 °F. I nearly passed out from dehydration and quickly reached into my backpack for the electrolyte water I had prepared in advance. Just as I was about to drink it, I realized the bottle was half-filled with urine. When I turned around, I saw Ben Murphy, my wife’s childhood friend, gulping down my electrolyte water. As I was about to confront him, Amy Garner, my wife, grabbed my sleeve and said, “Don’t be mad. I gave Ben your electrolyte water. He’s almost dehydrated. You can make do with this for now.” My vision started to blur. Clutching the half-empty bottle of urine, I asked through gritted teeth, “I’m dehydrated. Instead of letting me rehydrate properly, you want me to drink this? Are you trying to kill me?” Amy was upset. “Don’t be ridiculous! Ben doesn’t work out daily like you do. He can’t handle this heat. Wasn’t it right to give him the electrolyte water? Besides, urine can hydrate you, too! Don’t be picky at a time like this.” Seeing how unreasonable she was being, I sent a distress signal with my location just before losing consciousness. [Severely dehydrated, near death. Expedition mission suspended. Request immediate rescue. Also reporting a robber in the team. Notify the police immediately.]

For the ninth time, my wife chose to have an abortion for the sake of her ailing first love. This time, I did not stop her. Even when my grandfather flew into a fit of rage, his heart faltering as he called me a disgrace to the family, I stayed silent. The truth was that I had already decided to divorce her. In three days, I'd be leaving for Westmarch to begin my research. Until then, I have decided to grant her every wish. If she wanted me to hand over a promotion so her first love could take the credit, I gave it up without hesitation. If she wanted to bring him home to rest, I vacated the master bedroom on the spot. She beamed with satisfaction, praising me for finally learning to be "sensible." She promised that once he recovered, she would give me a child of my own. However, what she did not know was that there would be no next time.

I've had a crush on my fiancée for years, and we're finally about to get married. Yet I'm willing to jump off a building just to avoid marrying her—all because I've been reborn. In my past life, she and I were married for over two decades. We were the perfect couple in everyone's eyes. However, the fairy tale came to an abrupt end on our 25th wedding anniversary. She took her own life, and she did it with her true love. As I kneeled before her grave, I asked, "Did you regret marrying me?" I knew I wouldn't hear her response, so I answered myself. "I regret marrying you." When I open my eyes again, I find myself back to before the wedding happens. I decide to run away. This time, I want us to become nothing but estranged acquaintances. To my surprise, she comes to me, looking like she's terminally ill. She says, "I've never regretted marrying you. Whether in this lifetime or the past, you're the only one I've ever wanted to marry."

My in-laws accidentally fall off a cliff in the middle of a mountain hike. But my wife, Stella Covington, who's also the leader of the search and rescue team in charge of that area, refuses to accept the rescue mission. Instead, she sets off fireworks with her junior, Noah Reid, to celebrate her birthday. By the time my in-laws are found, they've already died. Their corpses are left broken and battered. Only then does Stella call me on the phone casually. "Have your parents' bodies delivered to my team. Noah needs to dissect two more bodies in order to receive his license as a forensic doctor." It turns out that Stella thought my parents were the ones who died. I just chuckle in return. After that, I have the mangled and unrecognizable bodies delivered to Stella's team.

My daughter suffered carbon monoxide poisoning and urgently needed to be taken to the hospital. However, the ambulance was blocked by my wife's car. She was carrying the man she had always loved, who only had a cold. She refused to move and even got into a fierce argument with the paramedics. She said, "Whether your patient lives or dies has nothing to do with me. I have a patient in my car as well. Why should I give way?" In the end, my daughter missed the critical window for treatment and passed away. From that moment on, my heart was completely dead. I took my wife to court.

I accidentally hit my head in the shower. To my surprise, I find that I can hear my aloof housemate's thoughts. "Damn, he's got perky buns." I think of him as a regular housemate, but he wants to sleep with me?