Too Fat for Love
Liam shrugged placing his hands into his pocket, "Um yes, but make him work for it, not like let him eat your face, which is gross, you have two baby innocent cats in the house, you need to set a nice example."
Are you freaking kidding me?
He cleared his throat, "Anyways your my fake girlfriend now, my baby faux, gotta make him work for it, you following?"
"No, not really," I said shaking my head. I was not following at all. This guy was more confusing than a Melway map, and those killed me.
He placed his hands on my shoulders shaking me, "What are you doing?"
"Knocking some sense into you, now the plan is-,"
"Do we really need plans and spoons? Like...fine I won't kiss him and make him "wor